Doug's ITT Fap thread ruined my relationship...

Spool · 12-15-2010, 10:27 AM

so i've been looking through that thread chronically...and every time i do, it leads to violent masturbation...and my gf comes over and want to get some but i just don't have any more man batter left to give her...im always tired and just lay there...she might leave me soon...

help

import36 · 12-15-2010, 10:34 AM

persian54 · 12-15-2010, 10:42 AM

....

Tondtar · 12-15-2010, 11:20 AM

Get her to join you for mutual fap sessions. That way she won't feel left out.

JohnSprm69 · 12-15-2010, 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tondtar

Get her to join you for mutual fap sessions. That way she won't feel left out.

^^^^^^ this man knows.

EmmettBrown · 12-15-2010, 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spool

so i've been looking through that thread chronically...and every time i do, it leads to violent masturbation...and my gf comes over and want to get some but i just don't have any more man batter left to give her...im always tired and just lay there...she might leave me soon...

help

omg +103214325432453242

i feel you man

PeeGoo · 12-15-2010, 01:04 PM

WTF...

The easy solution is to fap more and build the stamina to do multi sessions all day long. The solution is so simple, your post is kinda stupid, quite honestly.

Spool · 12-15-2010, 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PeeGoo

WTF...

The easy solution is to fap more and build the stamina to do multi sessions all day long. The solution is so simple, your post is kinda stupid, quite honestly.

masturbating is not like weight training, where the more u lift the stronger you get...ur response is kinda stupid, quite honestly

when i was in my teens i can do it 3-4 times a day and still run the marathon afterwards...im a little older now, things start to slow down.. need my rest in between session...

dragon1761 · 12-15-2010, 01:55 PM

sounds like you just need a hotter gf

iBoost · 12-15-2010, 01:58 PM

viagra and a penis pump

c0nstant · 12-15-2010, 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PeeGoo

WTF...

The easy solution is to fap more and build the stamina to do multi sessions all day long. The solution is so simple, your post is kinda stupid, quite honestly.

username makes post

richardbb85 · 12-15-2010, 02:11 PM

lmao..

wakeboarder109 · 12-15-2010, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spool

masturbating is not like weight training, where the more u lift the stronger you get...ur response is kinda stupid, quite honestly

ask for extenze for christmas?

XYR03 · 12-15-2010, 02:25 PM

Hate to tell u guys but I'm in the same situation .....straight to bed.

E92murdered · 12-15-2010, 02:27 PM

ahaha too funny lol!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spool

so i've been looking through that thread chronically...and every time i do, it leads to violent masturbation...and my gf comes over and want to get some but i just don't have any more man batter left to give her...im always tired and just lay there...she might leave me soon...

help

JayKay335i · 12-15-2010, 04:15 PM

+1 on mutual fap

montreal red · 12-15-2010, 05:11 PM

lol.... spool u never cease to amaze me with your comments.

CasperSYTFU · 12-15-2010, 07:08 PM

this thread cracks me up. remember being in highschool and being able to hit it hella times in one day? wtf happened

shipill · 12-15-2010, 07:15 PM

you and your gf should masturbate together.

skinnycow · 12-15-2010, 07:21 PM

doug has made helped reduce my time spent on the internet looking for hot chicks

for doug

O-cha · 12-15-2010, 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spool

masturbating is not like weight training, where the more u lift the stronger you get...ur response is kinda stupid, quite honestly

when i was in my teens i can do it 3-4 times a day and still run the marathon afterwards...im a little older now, things start to slow down.. need my rest in between session...

Sounds like you're not a man anymore. Quit being a vag.

Want · 12-15-2010, 08:25 PM

You need to take doug's advice:

Quote:
Originally Posted by DougLikesBMW
I hardly ever fap to busting point...

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