Happy Valentine's Day Thread

Victor.L3IchibanM3 · 02-15-2007, 12:37 AM

To all my fellow E90post memebers who have sweetheart or if you are alone by yourself...... Happy Valentine's day!

BMW F22 · 02-15-2007, 12:39 AM

lol ur hella funny dude. Look at the time of ur post, V day is over. muhahahahaha

Victor.L3IchibanM3 · 02-15-2007, 12:42 AM

Well I just got back from work and right where I live in San Jose, Cali it is only 9:30 pm

aapriadi · 02-15-2007, 12:43 AM

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Originally Posted by BMWE90

lol ur hella funny dude. Look at the time of ur post, V day is over. muhahahahaha

doesnt matter its for us single guys anyway...yeah i stayed home except for lunch...now waiting for my laundry...what a day coz i slept most of it away and did pretty much nothing just like any other days..of course i spent most of my free time in this forum

happy valentine's day to all of us lonely guys..who are probably gonna be jerking off later on to end the night

Zeiss · 02-15-2007, 12:44 AM

Oh yeah! " is there a thread with just car girl pics?" here i come

BMW F22 · 02-15-2007, 12:50 AM

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Originally Posted by BNR32

Oh yeah! " is there a thread with just car girl pics?" here i come

I think I've already milked tht thread as much as I could. It's no use to me now.

Ru$$ell · 02-13-2008, 07:03 PM

yeah bitches,happy valentines day to all you mofobaggins

MTV · 02-13-2008, 07:06 PM

Valentine's day is a gimmick

Ru$$ell · 02-13-2008, 07:22 PM

^yep,thank god i dont have A valentines

Jimmyz · 02-13-2008, 07:51 PM

I buy a rose and get a bj... I dunno, works for me.

Ru$$ell · 02-13-2008, 08:11 PM

HELLZ YEA!!!

Year's_End · 02-13-2008, 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MTV

Valentine's day is a gimmick

+1. This one girl said the same thing earlier today when it was brought up.

MTV · 02-13-2008, 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Bimmer Loyalist

+1. This one girl said the same thing earlier today when it was brought up.

Smart girl.

MTV · 02-13-2008, 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimmyz

I buy a rose and get a bj... I dunno, works for me.

But you still have to pay to get it!! Not right...

lol jks jks.

Kiemyster · 02-13-2008, 09:09 PM

showin some love for my manz russell! BIG UP!

Heres my contribution: 10 reasons why Guyanese people dont make good terrorists:

1) 8:45 A.M. IS TOO EARLY FOR A GUYANESE

2)GUYANESE ARE ALWAYS LATE: THEY WOULD MISS ALL 4 FLIGHTS

3)HOT GIRLS ON THE PLANE WOULD DISTRACT THEM

4)ONCE IN THE AIR, THEY WOULD'VE TALKED LOUDLYLY AND CALLED ATTENTION TO THEMSELVES

5) FREE FOOD AND FREE DRINKS ON THE PLANE WOULD DISTRACT THEM

6)THEY WOULD HAVE PUT DOWN ANY WEAPONS TO TALK THEIR POINT ACROSS

7) THEY LOVE NEW YORK CITY

8) THEY WOULD BE FIGHTING AMONG EACH OTHER ABOUT WHO THE BOSS IS, HENCE, A BIG FIGHT ON THE PLANE

9) THEY WOULD'VE PLACED A BIG GUYANESE FLAG IN THE WINDSHIELD OF THE PLANE AND CAN BE SPOTTED A MILE AWAY

10) THEY WOULD'VE TOLD EVERYONE MONTHS BEFORE THEY WERE GOING TO DO IT. (THEY CAN'T KEEP GOOD GOSSIP TO THEMSELVES)

Ru$$ell · 02-13-2008, 09:12 PM

^LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BTW,its bout time you showed your brown ass on OT,havent seen you on in a while

Ru$$ell · 02-13-2008, 09:38 PM

MTV,i now realized you still got that quote as your sig,LMAO!

Couch · 02-14-2008, 10:32 AM

Which VD came first... Valentine Day or Venereal Disease?

Don't forget guys, coming up in exactly one month from today; Steak and BJ Day!

www.steakandbj.com

This is the day the ladies pay us back!

MTV · 02-14-2008, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Ru$$ell

MTV,i now realized you still got that quote as your sig,LMAO!

lol ya man. Funny shit.

Tondtar · 02-15-2011, 12:41 PM

Husband to wife: "What would you do if I won the lottery?"

Wife: "I would take half of the winnings, then leave you...Hahaha"

"Excellent", he replies, "I won $12 today. Here's your $6, now GTFO!!!"

(Disclaimer : all events depicted above are fictional and for entertainment purposes ONLY. No wife suffered due harm or psychological and financial hardship as the result of this joke. Also, no animal testing was conducted to come up with it)

Verbiage · 02-15-2011, 12:44 PM

LOL.

escobar929 · 02-15-2011, 12:58 PM

awesome!!!!!

02-15-2007, 12:37 AM	#1
Victor.L3IchibanM3 Banned 284 Rep 373 Posts Drives: '06 325i,'04 RX 330,'99Corolla Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: San Jose iTrader: (0)	Happy Valentine's Day Thread To all my fellow E90post memebers who have sweetheart or if you are alone by yourself...... Happy Valentine's day!
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02-15-2007, 12:39 AM	#2
BMW F22 Major General 3666 Rep 9,783 Posts Drives: ///M235i Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Bay Area iTrader: (8)	lol ur hella funny dude. Look at the time of ur post, V day is over. muhahahahaha
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02-15-2007, 12:42 AM	#3
Victor.L3IchibanM3 Banned 284 Rep 373 Posts Drives: '06 325i,'04 RX 330,'99Corolla Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: San Jose iTrader: (0)	Well I just got back from work and right where I live in San Jose, Cali it is only 9:30 pm
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02-15-2007, 12:44 AM	#5
Zeiss Lieutenant Colonel 356 Rep 1,864 Posts Drives: Bicycle Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Vancouver iTrader: (0)	Oh yeah! " is there a thread with just car girl pics?" here i come
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02-13-2008, 07:03 PM	#7
Ru$$ell M0derator 129 Rep 237 Posts Drives: your mom Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Trinidad and Tobago iTrader: (0)	Happy Valentines Day OT yeah bitches,happy valentines day to all you mofobaggins __________________ durka durka, mohammed jihad
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02-13-2008, 07:06 PM	#8
MTV Banned 264 Rep 1,906 Posts Drives: E60 M5, Volvo S60R Join Date: May 2007 Location: Montreal iTrader: (1)	Valentine's day is a gimmick
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02-13-2008, 07:22 PM	#9
Ru$$ell M0derator 129 Rep 237 Posts Drives: your mom Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Trinidad and Tobago iTrader: (0)	^yep,thank god i dont have A valentines __________________ durka durka, mohammed jihad
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02-13-2008, 07:51 PM	#10
Jimmyz Second Lieutenant 30 Rep 258 Posts Drives: E92 M3 or Audi S5 (soon!) Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: NY iTrader: (0)	I buy a rose and get a bj... I dunno, works for me.
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02-13-2008, 08:11 PM	#11
Ru$$ell M0derator 129 Rep 237 Posts Drives: your mom Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Trinidad and Tobago iTrader: (0)	HELLZ YEA!!! __________________ durka durka, mohammed jihad
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02-13-2008, 09:09 PM	#15
Kiemyster Bimmerpost Resident Marijuana Consultant 478 Rep 3,202 Posts Drives: 320i, 325xi, 335Xi, 335i, M3 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Queens/NYC iTrader: (4) Garage List 2010 BMW 335i [0.00] 2011 BMW X335i [0.00] 2006 BMW E90 325xi [0.00] 2011 BMW E90 335xi [4.00] 2011 BMW M3 E90 [7.00] 2006 E90 320i [0.00]	showin some love for my manz russell! BIG UP! Heres my contribution: 10 reasons why Guyanese people dont make good terrorists: 1) 8:45 A.M. IS TOO EARLY FOR A GUYANESE 2)GUYANESE ARE ALWAYS LATE: THEY WOULD MISS ALL 4 FLIGHTS 3)HOT GIRLS ON THE PLANE WOULD DISTRACT THEM 4)ONCE IN THE AIR, THEY WOULD'VE TALKED LOUDLYLY AND CALLED ATTENTION TO THEMSELVES 5) FREE FOOD AND FREE DRINKS ON THE PLANE WOULD DISTRACT THEM 6)THEY WOULD HAVE PUT DOWN ANY WEAPONS TO TALK THEIR POINT ACROSS 7) THEY LOVE NEW YORK CITY 8) THEY WOULD BE FIGHTING AMONG EACH OTHER ABOUT WHO THE BOSS IS, HENCE, A BIG FIGHT ON THE PLANE 9) THEY WOULD'VE PLACED A BIG GUYANESE FLAG IN THE WINDSHIELD OF THE PLANE AND CAN BE SPOTTED A MILE AWAY 10) THEY WOULD'VE TOLD EVERYONE MONTHS BEFORE THEY WERE GOING TO DO IT. (THEY CAN'T KEEP GOOD GOSSIP TO THEMSELVES) __________________ "AMG What! S-Line Who? If you ain't got that M I got no respect for you!" '06 Alpine Weiss E90 320i \| '06 The Green Machine E90 325xi \| '11 Alpine Weiss E90 M3 ZCP \| '10 Silverstone X5M \| '11 Alpine Weiss E90 335xi
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02-13-2008, 09:12 PM	#16
Ru$$ell M0derator 129 Rep 237 Posts Drives: your mom Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Trinidad and Tobago iTrader: (0)	^LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW,its bout time you showed your brown ass on OT,havent seen you on in a while __________________ durka durka, mohammed jihad
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02-13-2008, 09:38 PM	#17
Ru$$ell M0derator 129 Rep 237 Posts Drives: your mom Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Trinidad and Tobago iTrader: (0)	MTV,i now realized you still got that quote as your sig,LMAO! __________________ durka durka, mohammed jihad
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02-14-2008, 10:32 AM	#18
Couch Colonel 146 Rep 2,900 Posts Drives: E92 335i Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Houston iTrader: (0) Garage List 2007 E92 335i [0.00]	Which VD came first... Valentine Day or Venereal Disease? Don't forget guys, coming up in exactly one month from today; Steak and BJ Day! www.steakandbj.com This is the day the ladies pay us back!
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02-15-2011, 12:41 PM	#20
Tondtar 12 yr old Juvie 1145 Rep 881 Posts Drives: His Mom Crazy Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: El Lay iTrader: (2) Garage List 2008 (RIP in 2011) ... [0.00]	Happy Post Valentine Day Husband to wife: "What would you do if I won the lottery?" Wife: "I would take half of the winnings, then leave you...Hahaha" "Excellent", he replies, "I won $12 today. Here's your $6, now GTFO!!!" (Disclaimer : all events depicted above are fictional and for entertainment purposes ONLY. No wife suffered due harm or psychological and financial hardship as the result of this joke. Also, no animal testing was conducted to come up with it) Last edited by Tondtar; 02-15-2011 at 12:55 PM..
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Verbiage Dismembered Member 3650 Rep 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	LOL. __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
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02-15-2011, 12:58 PM	#22
escobar929 Brigadier General 156 Rep 4,528 Posts Drives: M2 CS Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Hollywood, FL iTrader: (14) Garage List 2020 M2 CS [10.00] 2020 M240i [0.00]	awesome!!!!!
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