03-22-2011, 12:41 AM | #1 |
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2) If there was a law that said you could never own another honda, what honda would you own anyway? 3) What is your favorite truck driving song? 4) When you drink hot chocolate do you try to get that last chocolate sludge down at the bottom of the cup? 5) TP: over or under? 6) The most embarassing thing i've ever done is... 7) When you wear a kilt, and you need to poop, how do you handle the whole kilt thing; wadded up around your midsection, total removal, or some hybrid? 8) Name 5 non-metallic yellow things. 9) What is your favorite thing that white people do? 10) If you get a wedgie in public do you pick it out thinking no one notices, or do you just leave your tweener, to be dislodged in a more discreet clime? 11) What was the last thing you ate past the expiration date? 12) What would you do if a clown handed you a bowl of marbles? 13) What is the gayest piece of clothing you own? 14) What forum member are you secretly jealous of? 15) What is the difference in vanilla and french vanilla? 16) Would you ever use the word "*****rdly" in earshot of black people? 17) If your best, closest friend got bit on the penis by a rattlesnake and you were miles from a phone... well? 18) What color is This? 19) Have you ever eaten someone else's food at work without permission and acted like you didn't do it? 20) Have you ever faked an orgasm? I stole this from a honda forum that stole it from a bmw forum. hopefully it wasnt this one. Have fun |
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1) Have you ever masticated in a narthex?
wat 2) If there was a law that said you could never own another honda, what honda would you own anyway? i would never own a honda, so said law would be perfect for me. 3) What is your favorite truck driving song? jimmy dean - big bad john 4) When you drink hot chocolate do you try to get that last chocolate sludge down at the bottom of the cup? sure 5) TP: over or under? under. over tends to cause premature ripping of the TP squares. 6) The most embarassing thing i've ever done is... i've never done anything embarrassing 7) When you wear a kilt, and you need to poop, how do you handle the whole kilt thing; wadded up around your midsection, total removal, or some hybrid? i would just sit down and get to work 8) Name 5 non-metallic yellow things. dole bananas, chiquita bananas, organic bananas, mini bananas, and the simpsons 9) What is your favorite thing that white people do? golf 10) If you get a wedgie in public do you pick it out thinking no one notices, or do you just leave your tweener, to be dislodged in a more discreet clime? i'll pick it. i don't give a shit. 11) What was the last thing you ate past the expiration date? cheese 12) What would you do if a clown handed you a bowl of marbles? say csb 13) What is the gayest piece of clothing you own? this purple bogasse shirt. i wore it once and it lives in the closet now. 14) What forum member are you secretly jealous of? ezeedee 15) What is the difference in vanilla and french vanilla? french vanilla is for surrenderers 16) Would you ever use the word "*****rdly" in earshot of black people? i have before, in context of course. 17) If your best, closest friend got bit on the penis by a rattlesnake and you were miles from a phone... well? i'll break a couple of his ribs so he can suck the venom out himself. sorry, bro. 18) What color is This? amber 19) Have you ever eaten someone else's food at work without permission and acted like you didn't do it? no because their food probably sucks 20) Have you ever faked an orgasm? yea sometimes when i'm obliterated drunk and i know the nut isn't gonna come within an hour, i'll be like 'oh i came', roll over, and sleep. |
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