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      05-17-2011, 11:18 PM   #1
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Bav... the whitest black man you've ever met... or is he?

So we all know our friend, BavarianIII acts quite white around these parts. Enjoys things that the classy white man would enjoy, and speaks perfect English. However... I propose to you e90post... it is a farce. A alter ego if you will.

One needs only to look as far as Bav's facebook page where he has said memorable lines such as:

"Damn this Turkey Hill lemonade is delicious. What was the likka we mixed it with again?" - Bav

Im sure everyone remembers the time he said:
"Bouta go hunting for some unsuspecting dude's prom date tonight." - Bav

^ Im not even sure what that one means exactly...but he did mix "about" and "to" into one word. A masterpiece.

Could go on for hours...
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So we all know our friend, BavarianIII acts quite white around these parts. Enjoys things that the classy white man would enjoy, and speaks perfect English. However... I propose to you e90post... it is a farce. A alter ego if you will.

One needs only to look as far as Bav's facebook page where he has said memorable lines such as:

"Damn this Turkey Hill lemonade is delicious. What was the likka we mixed it with again?" - Bav

Im sure everyone remembers the time he said:
"Bouta go hunting for some unsuspecting dude's prom date tonight." - Bav


^ Im not even sure what that one means exactly...but he did mix "about" and "to" into one word. A masterpiece.

Could go on for hours...
you're talking as if EVERYONE on here is FB friends with him
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I'm bouta pop off some shit up in this bitch wit my facebook fam fuck wit me hard ya heard ain't nobody bout it bout it.
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Collin I'm fb friends with all the cool people on here.. so I guess they'd remember that line. I know Blake does LOL.
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      05-17-2011, 11:26 PM   #6
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Collin I'm fb friends with all the cool people on here.. so I guess they'd remember that line. I know Blake does LOL.
I know, but he said WE ALL REMEMBER
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you're talking as if EVERYONE on here is FB friends with him
tis the joke collin.
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idunnno, hes talking black again
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I know, but he said WE ALL REMEMBER
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tis the joke collin.
Bouta get fucked up Sattidy!
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But seriously, I act white on facebook, too. I also act white in real life. Its just when I'm round the blvd where shit be poppen off is when I gotta blend in more feel me?
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^ No idea what that means... you're getting fucked up with someone?

also here we go:
Bav: I fux with Blake! He da man.
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I'm bouta pop off some shit up in this bitch wit my facebook fam fuck wit me hard ya heard ain't nobody bout it bout it.
quite possibly the most annoying post I've ever read. lol
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Me and Bav are the same person, just different skin color. We know black dialect but choose to act white, we also enjoy BMW's and white girls.
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^ No idea what that means... you're getting fucked up with someone?

also here we go:
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quite possibly the most annoying post I've ever read

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Me and Bav are the same person, just different skin color. We know black dialect but choose to act white, we also enjoy BMW's and white girls.



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man now dey gon lock dis bitch!
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you really are white
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