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      06-13-2011, 01:55 AM   #1
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Talking Epic Rap Battles of History

I just watched every single one, these are fucking great.

Here's 3 of them, the rest can be found here.






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And IMO, Einstein, Beethoven, Chuck Norris
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Ah needed a good laugh today, this is good stuff.
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lol awesome
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And IMO, Einstein, Beethoven, Chuck Norris
I gotta give that one to Hawking.

"There are 10 million million million million million million particles in the universe that we can observe, your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd."

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"While it's true that my work is based on you, I'm a supercomputer, you're like a TI-82."

Takes the cake.
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And IMO, Einstein, Beethoven, Chuck Norris
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I gotta give that one to Hawking.

"There are 10 million million million million million million particles in the universe that we can observe, your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd."

&

"While it's true that my work is based on you, I'm a supercomputer, you're like a TI-82."

Takes the cake.
LOL idk the line "you sound like Wall E having sex with a speak and spell" gets me every time. Either way good find
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      06-16-2011, 12:04 PM   #12
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That was pretty good. Einstein, Beethoven, Chuck Norris.
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      09-22-2011, 01:29 AM   #13
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New one I think is good



And this one is good for shakespeare's first verse (if iambic pentameter means anything to you - funny how they violate it) and the cat in the hat...

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you guys should also check the drunken history series.
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