How do you wipe?

jpsum · 06-17-2011, 10:43 AM

Back to front? or front to back?

I've heard some reasoning about wiping from front to back so that you don't wipe all the shit towards your taint. thoughts?

ferrari6891 · 06-17-2011, 11:02 AM

haha this is such a dumb poll. Oh well!

MisterSkiMask · 06-17-2011, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by jpsum

Back to front? or front to back?

I've heard some reasoning about wiping from front to back so that you don't wipe all the shit towards your taint. thoughts?

that is to keep sh*t out of your vagina

335e92tx · 06-17-2011, 11:08 AM

We need a followup, not only direction but what is the method of access ?

Augenbrauezug · 06-17-2011, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by MisterSkiMask

that is to keep sh*t out of your vagina

Litos · 06-17-2011, 11:11 AM

most of the time when i shit, it's so gross and disturbing that i just start the shower while i'm sitting on the toilet.

i just shower afterwards.....

BrokenVert · 06-17-2011, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Litos

most of the time when i shit, it's so gross and disturbing that i just start the shower while i'm sitting on the toilet.

i just shower afterwards.....

This

NYCGP · 06-17-2011, 11:51 AM

How many of these threads do we need?

http://www.e90post.com/forums/search...rchid=17378815

1sikbmr · 06-17-2011, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by NYCGP

How many of these threads do we need?

http://www.e90post.com/forums/search...rchid=17378815

aut0sh0cker · 06-18-2011, 03:50 AM

Where's the option for both?

Blake · 06-18-2011, 04:01 AM

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Originally Posted by aut0sh0cker

Where's the option for both?

you must like anal itch

KGB7 · 06-18-2011, 12:12 PM

Wipe with what exactly?? This poll is Fail.

TK-421 · 06-18-2011, 12:36 PM

Front to back, followed by a wet wipe or two.

AllydNYC · 06-18-2011, 12:42 PM

Baby wipes and front to back.

feelsgoodman.jpg

Kiemyster · 06-18-2011, 02:26 PM

Wipe front to BACK. WHAT THE FUCK YOU DONT WANT SHIT TO GET ON YOUR BALLS! And gotta shower after always

Facepalm to all who voted back to front lolll

WWONG · 06-18-2011, 04:54 PM

This thread is shitty

NYCGP · 06-18-2011, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by WWONG

This thread is shitty

CollinsE90 · 06-18-2011, 05:02 PM

carefully

Kiemyster · 06-18-2011, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

carefully

what you carrying? cottonelle? charmin ultra? what you got homie?

Brey335i · 06-18-2011, 06:30 PM

Where's the option for having it professionally flushed out?

Wakka · 06-18-2011, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Litos

most of the time when i shit, it's so gross and disturbing that i just start the shower while i'm sitting on the toilet.

i just shower afterwards.....

story of my life.

Kiemyster · 06-18-2011, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Wakka

story of my life.

every day, at least twice a day. My shits dictate my showers

View Poll Results: How do you wipe?
Front to back	30	50.85%
Back to front	21	35.59%
I don't wipe - I enjoy anal itch	8	13.56%
Voters: 59. You may not vote on this poll

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Litos Banned 222 Rep 2,991 Posts Drives: 2012 Challenger RT Junk Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Houston/Pearland iTrader: (1)	most of the time when i shit, it's so gross and disturbing that i just start the shower while i'm sitting on the toilet. i just shower afterwards.....
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NYCGP WTF are you looking at? 257 Rep 1,560 Posts Drives: Bandwagon Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Jungle iTrader: (0)	How many of these threads do we need? http://www.e90post.com/forums/search...rchid=17378815 __________________ "It is better to be hated for what you are than loved for what you are not." -André Gide
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06-18-2011, 12:12 PM	#12
KGB7 Crazy Russian Bastard 32 Rep 819 Posts Drives: 01 740i sport Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Siberian Prison iTrader: (0)	Wipe with what exactly?? This poll is Fail. __________________ B M W
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06-18-2011, 12:36 PM	#13
TK-421 Registered Sex Offender 613 Rep 4,757 Posts Drives: E46 M3 \| 1JZ S13 Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Tampa, FL iTrader: (0)	Front to back, followed by a wet wipe or two.
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AllydNYC Loading... 364 Rep 2,187 Posts Drives: 91' E30 318is Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Location iTrader: (15) Garage List 1991 BMW 318is [0.00]	Baby wipes and front to back. feelsgoodman.jpg
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06-18-2011, 05:02 PM	#18
CollinsE90 Where my bitches 795 Rep 1,924 Posts Drives: Cadillac coupe deville Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: street corner checking profits iTrader: (0)	carefully __________________
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06-18-2011, 06:30 PM	#20
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