Ask a Player anything...

Seattle S65B40 · 06-29-2011, 07:06 PM

Seriously though... trouble with the ladies? Let me know, I got your back...

Litos · 06-29-2011, 07:07 PM

"...players do what they want, haters do what they can..."

SchlauCow · 06-29-2011, 07:08 PM

whatever happened to the boombox on the shoulder thing?

Seattle S65B40 · 06-29-2011, 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Litos

"...players do what they want, haters do what they can..."

Yes. This is true. Me and Short Dog shaped player culture to be like this many years ago.

Quote:

Originally Posted by SchlauCow

whatever happened to the boombox on the shoulder thing?

You know, it's unfortunate that we don't get down like that anymore. I blame the invention of the iPod...

Q4P · 06-29-2011, 07:20 PM

How does one politely ask your GR to be in a 3 some w another chick? Also, is this wrong?

CollinsE90 · 06-29-2011, 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Questforpower

How does one politely ask your GR to be in a 3 some w another chick? Also, is this wrong?

Dont, because if she agrees get ready to share her pink taco with another penis. Slippery Slope my friend

Seattle S65B40 · 06-29-2011, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CollinsE90

Dont, because if she agrees get ready to share her pink taco with another penis. Slippery Slope my friend

+1. Collin is a player as well so he will be helping field your questions this afternoon. Let's give it up for Collin everybody (applause)...

Q4P · 06-29-2011, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CollinsE90

Dont, because if she agrees get ready to share her pink taco with another penis. Slippery Slope my friend

Hmmm, point taken!

AngelinIsRich08 · 06-29-2011, 07:32 PM

Where can one find...The Clitoris?
-Dwight Schrute quote

CollinsE90 · 06-29-2011, 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Questforpower

Hmmm, point taken!

Booty call? Just tell her you want to do a threesome
GF you are involved in or care about, don't ask.

mdosu · 06-29-2011, 07:51 PM

you a playa or just a player?

Seattle S65B40 · 06-29-2011, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by mdosu

you a playa or just a player?

A playa is a beach in Spanish. I'm a player son.

OC3 · 06-30-2011, 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seattle S65B40

A playa is a beach in Spanish. I'm a player son.

ianbiz · 06-30-2011, 12:25 AM

does your m3 pull madd chicks y0?

Seattle S65B40 · 06-30-2011, 12:50 AM

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Originally Posted by ianbiz

does your m3 pull madd chicks y0?

A fair amount. But mostly, it's my freestyle rappin skillz that drops panties for me.

M3Bahn · 06-30-2011, 08:03 AM

Do you consider yourself an unlicensed gyno at this point?

matthewk · 06-30-2011, 09:16 AM

HAHAH... Evidence of poor player skills already vastly displayed in this thread.

You want a threesome, you tell your girl you want a threesome. If she's not into it, move the f#ck on - there are TONS of girls that are down.

If you like this girl more than the idea of a threesome, or your concerned about the outcome you likely don't have game enough to manage the situation anyway. Handling all the management aspects of a threesome isn't to for the uninitiated, best that your first happens with two girls you just met, otherwise don't waste your time, you're going to come out looking like chump and two girls that you know and interact with daily are going to realize the joys of the home field advantage leaving you to sit and watch, realizing you cannot actually satisfy either of them anyway..

Lots of nonsense about if she shares the pink with a girl soon she'll be taking a different guy on too. You have to lay down the ground rule's up front bro. Remember, "Gator don't play that sh!t"!! (sorry if you don't get the reference) Look too many guys try to be polite and dance around the topic, if you think for a minute that a woman doesn't know you think about a threesome at least 80 times a day then you're fooling yourself. They know your a man, be honest with them; in the long run they'll respect you for that.

It's just like anything else in life, did you walk into the BMW dealership for that M3 and politely ask them if they would sell you the car, or did you tell them you wanted it and present your terms?

theonlynameleft · 06-30-2011, 09:24 AM

I asked my gf after 4 years for a threesome and well, she started crying and i had to do alot of apologizing. Regardless, as much as we all want it to happen, 99% of the time it won't. And if it does, expect even more problems afterwards.

You know why I'm glad it didn't happen, cause the girl that I wanted to get into the whole idea ended up telling my gf a day later that she has herpes...

I never told my gf who I wanted though, and that's the key thing. If she's up for it, she has to decide or else your in for way too many problems, especially if theyre friends...

Comet · 06-30-2011, 09:36 AM

Oh Playa Masta
how does one pick up a chick he's been friend zoned with?

BTM · 06-30-2011, 09:41 AM

How many people hate you when they should really be hating the game?

matthewk · 06-30-2011, 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Comet

Oh Playa Masta
how does one pick up a chick he's been friend zoned with?

First don't tell her you like her.. Two part approach here.

One, Just start picking on her about stupid no existent stuff e.g. if your going to pick her up to go on a friend date when you show up say "OK, I am not going to let you leave the house like that, I don't want people to see us and think I am dating some low rent woman, go put on something nice". Remember when you were in 2nd grade and the girl you "liked" somehow ended up with you putting gum in her hair or pushing her down in the sandbox, think like that..

Two, you need to start having dates and dates that are better looking than her. Start being busy, doing really interesting things with other women. When your friend calls you, "sorry can't talk right now, I'm washing the dog with <insert new girl's name> and she's got on this white tee shirt and it's wet and well you get the idea. Got to go". She will retaliate with getting dates of her own, but this will be pretty short lived.

In about 45 days call her up and say "hey let's go on a date, it's been a while.. NOTHING EXPENSIVE AND SHE PAYS HER WAY. Keep it light, bust on her a bit (see step one above) and at the end of the date kiss her unexpectedly, she won't turn it down if you do one and two right and you don't get all puppy dogs and ice cream on this date. Got to be a long one too, I mean hand on the back of the head pulled close to you long wet one.. after that as long as you don't go back to wuss mode and return to friend zone you should be all good.

It's like vegas baby, you have to act like you don't want the sh!t and then they'll give you the sh!t for free.

matthewk · 06-30-2011, 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BTM

How many people hate you when they should really be hating the game?

All those that aren't getting what they want, which because most people are unwilling to actually ask for what they want, most people hate the player.

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06-29-2011, 07:08 PM	#3
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06-30-2011, 12:25 AM	#14
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06-30-2011, 08:03 AM	#16
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06-30-2011, 09:16 AM	#17
matthewk Private First Class 35 Rep 166 Posts Drives: 2023 X6MC, 2022 M5C Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: OH iTrader: (0)	HAHAH... Evidence of poor player skills already vastly displayed in this thread. You want a threesome, you tell your girl you want a threesome. If she's not into it, move the f#ck on - there are TONS of girls that are down. If you like this girl more than the idea of a threesome, or your concerned about the outcome you likely don't have game enough to manage the situation anyway. Handling all the management aspects of a threesome isn't to for the uninitiated, best that your first happens with two girls you just met, otherwise don't waste your time, you're going to come out looking like chump and two girls that you know and interact with daily are going to realize the joys of the home field advantage leaving you to sit and watch, realizing you cannot actually satisfy either of them anyway.. Lots of nonsense about if she shares the pink with a girl soon she'll be taking a different guy on too. You have to lay down the ground rule's up front bro. Remember, "Gator don't play that sh!t"!! (sorry if you don't get the reference) Look too many guys try to be polite and dance around the topic, if you think for a minute that a woman doesn't know you think about a threesome at least 80 times a day then you're fooling yourself. They know your a man, be honest with them; in the long run they'll respect you for that. It's just like anything else in life, did you walk into the BMW dealership for that M3 and politely ask them if they would sell you the car, or did you tell them you wanted it and present your terms?
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theonlynameleft Private First Class 15 Rep 121 Posts Drives: 2008 128i all stock Join Date: May 2011 Location: Canada, Ontario iTrader: (0)	I asked my gf after 4 years for a threesome and well, she started crying and i had to do alot of apologizing. Regardless, as much as we all want it to happen, 99% of the time it won't. And if it does, expect even more problems afterwards. You know why I'm glad it didn't happen, cause the girl that I wanted to get into the whole idea ended up telling my gf a day later that she has herpes... I never told my gf who I wanted though, and that's the key thing. If she's up for it, she has to decide or else your in for way too many problems, especially if theyre friends...
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06-30-2011, 09:36 AM	#19
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06-30-2011, 09:41 AM	#20
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