08-16-2011, 01:14 PM | #1 |
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Order fast food. Pretty sure they got it right. Get home and it's all wrong.
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08-16-2011, 01:28 PM | #2 |
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When trying to merge on the highway your stuck behind some douche going 30mph. Usually in a POS Sentra or Corolla.
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08-16-2011, 01:36 PM | #3 |
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People use the non-word "supposebly."
Drivers fail to merge in the designated area, instead shoehorning in at the guardrail while honking their horn slowing down all traffic behind them.
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08-16-2011, 01:37 PM | #4 |
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when u order fast food, ask for extra ketchup or hot sauce, etc, and they hand you one more and act like its coming out of their paycheck
the same goes for extra napkins at all Korean restaurants...its like asking for dollar bills...you get one at a time |
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08-16-2011, 01:43 PM | #6 |
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OMFG This!
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08-16-2011, 01:44 PM | #7 |
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I will submit mine in cartoon form. A recent addition to the LOL Pic thread.
This is especially true when I wake up hours later to a pool of blood, no recollection of how I got there and 25 missed calls and 50 angry emails. Man, I love Wednesdays.
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08-16-2011, 01:44 PM | #8 |
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When you're taking a crap in a Starbucks and someone tries to bang on the bathroom door. Then, hear keys clanging like they are going to open the door on you.
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That's comedy! To add on this, when the person before you took a mean ass shit and the smell lingers for the person after you comes in when you leave they look at you like "how the fcuk did you make such a horrible smell?" You want to say, "it was the person before me" |
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08-16-2011, 02:01 PM | #11 |
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When I'm standing at a urinal taking a leak and go to let out a fart only to realize that I'm about to shit myself and then have to pinch off the stream and run for a stall.
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08-16-2011, 02:24 PM | #12 |
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And they are all occupied!
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08-16-2011, 02:49 PM | #13 |
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When you are on a freeway interchange taking the curve the way the bimmer was meant to take it only to have some other driver honk at you because they think you are going to merge into their lane.
When you need to send out an e mail (that cannot be sent right from phone) from laptop that is at 10% battery, so you pull into starbucks to use free internet and power, but all the power outlets are taken.. When you're out at bar/lounge/nightclub and you see a woman eyeing you and giving you signals, so you go over to her and start chatting. Boyfriend comes over 5 min later and she introduces you to him as if you cared. When your e mail inbox is usually inundated with crucial information, only to have your mom sending you chain/office humor e mails that are immediately followed by a text asking if you got the e mail during business meeting. When you are two blocks from a client meeting point only to get a text saying that they need to reschedule. Drank too much coffee causing you to need to go #2 really bad 30 min into a 90 minute client meeting. Starving; order food really quick at decent restaurant in between clients (thinking you are already going to be late) only to have cashier say "cash only." And I'm like WTF its 2011!! Sorry, had to vent. |
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08-16-2011, 03:08 PM | #14 |
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i get phone calls from unknown/unrecognized numbers
there is any other driver on the road hangovers people can't take simple instructions i have to wake up before 10 whenever i have a flight on an MD-80 (which is like all the time it seems) my phone gets anything less than 3G reposts, kinda like this thread |
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08-16-2011, 03:46 PM | #16 |
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MD-80....
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08-16-2011, 04:40 PM | #17 |
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08-16-2011, 05:40 PM | #18 |
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When you are on a two lane express-way, stuck behind a semi/dump truck in the LEFT lane, and then get pounded by gravel and debris
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08-16-2011, 06:01 PM | #19 |
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when you are sore from the gym and some random friend comes and punch you as a "joke".. especially on the chest.. fuck.. aaaah i het angry just thinking about it..
when your girlfriend wants to get cute in the morning.. (i want my time in the morning) when my car is clean and my neighbour throws water in the street, the wheels pick it up and the car is a mess later.. when i have washed the car and whoever sits on the passenger side opens the window before it dries out.. you have to do the windows all over again..
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08-16-2011, 06:17 PM | #20 |
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I hate it when people change the radio station or song without asking and change it to some random ass channel with shittier music.
At least ask before you do it!
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08-16-2011, 06:40 PM | #21 |
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i hate it when people call the four seasons hotel and ask for a rate, and when given a nightly rate of $395 for standard king room, they go crazy saying "this is ridiculous! why are you so expensive?"........Its because its the Four seasons idiot, if you cant afford it, dont even bother calling. Please know your luxury brands and understand what your getting into before you make yourself look like a complete retard =D Its the same concept of going into Louis Vuitton and asking for a discount on a $1800 bag -_-
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08-16-2011, 06:41 PM | #22 |
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When someone won't stfu and let you switch over when you have an important call waiting..
Accidentally turn your windshield wipers on and here that nasty squeak noise of wiper blades sliding across a dirty windshield. People talking to the movie screen inside movie theaters. Hate it when you're at walmart and the employees don't know where anything is. When people with a sh!t load of groceries slide right in front of you while talking loud with improper grammar, then proceed to use WIC coupons to pay, but then the cashier says certain items aren't covered by that government program so you have to wait longer. |
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