[533ogetnom]

http://www.japaneseprank.com/08/humo...scares-mother/

[ehhhwik]

lol, how dare the Japanese try to humourize the National Treasure of the People's Republic of China :mad:

[SpecC]

^they're bitter bastards!

let's cut up cherry blossoms and put it in our food somehow i'm sure chinese people can do it. They can cook up anything!

[fire-n-ice]

SpecC - God ain't that the truth!!!
What a sweet baby though...that is sooo cute..awwww.... I just love animals

[cm3rc]

[Kiemyster]

fuck. u know. my dream pet was a panda bear. ever since i was about 14. lol. sounds weird. but yeah, me n all my freinds came up with a dream pet. lol the wierdest one was a duck. lol.

but imagine, coming home from a long day of work, and just chilling with yo' panda bear!? fuckin watching the tv, smoking some local grown shit, eating some buffalo wings. fuck yeah. me n mah panda bear. and imagine wat a bad ass photoshoot that would be, a panda bear in an AW 3 series!! LOLLLLLLL no. really. if there was a way, i would get a pet panda bear. dream come true. heh. i'd try to teach him to talk lol!

*cries* ill never have a panda bear to come home to. whyyyyy!!!!

[BMW F22]

^ dude I think Pandas and Koalas are cool pets. I mean Koalas dont do anything but climb trees and eat all day. haha
anyone saw that scene in one of the Jackie CHan's movies?? Koala ftw!

[Kiemyster]

Originally Posted by BMWE90

^ dude I think Pandas and Koalas are cool pets. I mean Koalas dont do anything but climb trees and eat all day. haha
anyone saw that scene in one of the Jackie CHan's movies?? Koala ftw!

ahahahahahahahahah!!!! man. me n you, you know, we think alike. we'd make a killer team. lol. i dont know what the team is for. but hey! if you can get a koala, and i can get a panda bear, lets do it!!!

[ehhhwik]

Originally Posted by Kiemyster

fuck. u know. my dream pet was a panda bear. ever since i was about 14. lol. sounds weird. but yeah, me n all my freinds came up with a dream pet. lol the wierdest one was a duck. lol.

but imagine, coming home from a long day of work, and just chilling with yo' panda bear!? fuckin watching the tv, smoking some local grown shit, eating some buffalo wings. fuck yeah. me n mah panda bear. and imagine wat a bad ass photoshoot that would be, a panda bear in an AW 3 series!! LOLLLLLLL no. really. if there was a way, i would get a pet panda bear. dream come true. heh. i'd try to teach him to talk lol!

*cries* ill never have a panda bear to come home to. whyyyyy!!!!

this dream of yours would be very difficult to achieve!

the only place you can get a panda is in China, and they are almost all in national reserves protected by the Army because they are considered as National Treasures, and when they are transported to zoos around the world, they are also protected by Army escorts fully armed to the neck with AK 47s

[Kiemyster]

Originally Posted by ehhhwik

this dream of yours would be very difficult to achieve!

the only place you can get a panda is in China, and they are almost all in national reserves protected by the Army because they are considered as National Treasures, and when they are transported to zoos around the world, they are also protected by Army escorts fully armed to the neck with AK 47s

hmm.... they have AK 47's. a bitch weapon. ill get two of my firends and we would be an awesome team. i'd be sporting a M4A1 with a 6X scope. My team mates would be locked and loaded with an M249SAW and a .50 cal sniper rifle. yeah. dont forget the dragon armor. watch and see. ill get that fucking panda bear. ohh. and for the escape: ill be speeding off in a nice BMW X5!

[bankhead]

This guy has been playing too much Counter Strike lol

A chimp would be much better than a panda bear. This is the first humor video I've saw of a panda, chimps have videos for days.

Chimp Talk Show Host

[533ogetnom]

Originally Posted by bankhead

This guy has been playing too much Counter Strike lol

A chimp would be much better than a panda bear. This is the first humor video I've saw of a panda, chimps have videos for days.

Chimp Talk Show Host

no hes been watching to much ove the discovery channels, i forget the name of the show but its all about how we waste tons of money on weapons for the army



but they would be sweet chilling with your panda, until you realize its actually a black and white grizzly bear and it bites your head off!

[Kiemyster]

Originally Posted by 533ogetnom

no hes been watching to much ove the discovery channels, i forget the name of the show but its all about how we waste tons of money on weapons for the army



but they would be sweet chilling with your panda, until you realize its actually a black and white grizzly bear and it bites your head off!

ahahah future weapons is the name of the show. and FYI i do play counterstrike! SOURCE bitchess.

as for tha head biting part. id have the bear form birth, so he would think im his daddy

[533ogetnom]

Originally Posted by Kiemyster

id have the bear form birth, so he would think im his daddy

no, no he wouldnt....

[Kiemyster]

Originally Posted by 533ogetnom

no, no he wouldnt....

man whats your problem! huh? what you gotta do coming down, destroying my dreams huh!?? lol. u nver know. u never owned a panda.

[533ogetnom]

panda says MMMM reported tasty

[Kiemyster]

meh. ill take the risk!

[ehhhwik]

Originally Posted by Kiemyster

hmm.... they have AK 47's. a bitch weapon. ill get two of my firends and we would be an awesome team. i'd be sporting a M4A1 with a 6X scope. My team mates would be locked and loaded with an M249SAW and a .50 cal sniper rifle. yeah. dont forget the dragon armor. watch and see. ill get that fucking panda bear. ohh. and for the escape: ill be speeding off in a nice BMW X5!

ok, lets see you do that
i think an easier route for you to steal a panda bear would be to bribe some Chinese government officals

you can come to China and pay USD $1000/day at one of the panda reserves to spend a day with them, study them, touch them, etc

[533ogetnom]

Originally Posted by ehhhwik

ok, lets see you do that
i think an easier route for you to steal a panda bear would be to bribe some Chinese government officals

you can come to China and pay USD $1000/day at one of the panda reserves to spend a day with them, study them, touch them, etc

for that much i better be getting a happy ending