10-28-2011, 01:19 PM | #1 |
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Hey so I went on a date with this girl I met at a Castle. Not trying to brag, but she is a princess. I figured I'd see what's up with her because the other 12 feminists I'm with are starting to bore me and really take up a lot of my time between work and stuntin'. So anyway I call her up and she tells me we should meet at a nearby pub right over the outskirts between our two kingdoms. So I agree and hop on my high horse and head on over. After talkin for a bit she starts going off on how she's a princess and everybody is jealous of her because she's so cute, (she's ok, I've dated Queens better lookin then her) blah blah blah I have no friends blah blah and she needs a good slaying
Anyway she tells me she has to go use the lavatory and tells me to order her this extravagant fine wine which I think was just ridiculous! So when she gets back I tell her look here my dearest princess, but I think thee should pay for thou own drink, for I am not a peasant, I am a god given gift to women. She agrees to pay the 40 gold coins and I then pay my 30 gold. Then she turns around and tells me that I am ignorant and a low life and should be struck upon lightning! I mean COME ON!! Does she really think I should pay ALL THAT GOLD?!?!? so anyway in the middle of her wrath, I stood up and bid her a farewell, jumped on my high horse, and rode into the sunset... Was I wrong??? Here's a pic of me and her: |
10-28-2011, 01:34 PM | #5 |
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I just laughed so hard..... srsly laughing out loud!
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10-28-2011, 02:01 PM | #9 |
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Awesome
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10-28-2011, 02:09 PM | #10 |
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bahahhaahahhahaahahah no you didn't!! looool
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10-28-2011, 02:11 PM | #11 |
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lol... Shame that thread got deleted. Think it was getting too hot in there for that bro...
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10-28-2011, 02:49 PM | #13 |
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im try to listen the new album of Huey Lewis and the news, but poster like him dont stop to buzz in my ear ...
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I wonder where the OP of that thread went.
He's probably beating off those 12 "girls" right now... (Snap!)
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10-28-2011, 05:58 PM | #21 |
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hahaha nice..
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