How often do you FAP?

Uber V8 · 12-02-2011, 04:53 PM

Ok, homo shyt to the side, it's one of those questions that I sometimes wonder if I fap too much, too little or just right.

Poll won't be public, so ladies respond too.

Also, where was your very first time getting that poosay? Mines was at age 18, back of a limo prom night.

Nedim · 12-02-2011, 04:56 PM

I think its a repost, but oh well.

Theres no thing as fapping too much lol

about twice a week

Seminole · 12-02-2011, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by FwdFtl

Also, where was your very first time? Mines was at age 18, back of a limo prom night.

Did you look everyone in the eye and finish like a boss?

fokus45 · 12-02-2011, 04:58 PM

I can't believe you have done this.

Uber V8 · 12-02-2011, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Seminole

Did you look everyone in the eye and finish like a boss?

I actually lol'd. Naw, just me and her with the privacy glass. Two funny endings though:

1. I didn't/couldn't finish
2. Limo driver straight scolded us about how he could have been fired for what we did back there after he dropped us off!

RAGE face: HE HEARD US?!?!?

Uber V8 · 12-02-2011, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by fokus45

I can't believe you have done this.

Shyt just got real huh? Now VOTE muddahfukahhhh! (in the most respectful tone)

Q4P · 12-02-2011, 05:05 PM

It's only too much if it affects your work / social life...

eaglesfan83 · 12-02-2011, 05:05 PM

Every mofuggin day! Why not aint shit else to do before I go to bed.

fokus45 · 12-02-2011, 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FwdFtl

Shyt just got real huh? Now VOTE muddahfukahhhh! (in the most respectful tone)

Lol. Done and done. Hadn't really thought about it in awhile. Thanks for motivating me into a little self reflection.

Elliott@DetailAddict · 12-02-2011, 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FwdFtl

I actually lol'd. Naw, just me and her with the privacy glass. Two funny endings though:

1. I didn't/couldn't finish
2. Limo driver straight scolded us about how he could have been fired for what we did back there after he dropped us off!

RAGE face: HE HEARD US?!?!?

It aint "fapping" if you got a girl with you. Just sayin...

Edit: Just realized you mean first time as in layin pipe not first time fapping. I LOLED hahahaha

Uber V8 · 12-02-2011, 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fokus45

Lol. Done and done. Hadn't really thought about it in awhile. Thanks for motivating me into a little self reflection.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grant@DetailAddict

It aint "fapping" if you got a girl with you. Just sayin...

Edit: Just realized you mean first time as in layin pipe not first time fapping. I LOLED hahahaha

Haha.

BMWinNorthdakota · 12-02-2011, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Nedim

I think its a repost, but oh well.

Theres no thing as fapping too much lol

about twice a week

Sure is!! Last guy was banned (not for this reason alone though)

NYCGP · 12-02-2011, 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FwdFtl

I actually lol'd. Naw, just me and her with the privacy glass. Two funny endings though:

1. I didn't/couldn't finish
2. Limo driver straight scolded us about how he could have been fired for what we did back there after he dropped us off!

RAGE face: HE HEARD US?!?!?

Doesn't count... Gotta finish...

Inspired · 12-02-2011, 06:38 PM

50x a day

PKL · 12-02-2011, 06:48 PM

If I am getting laid consistently then never. Don't think I've fapped in 8 weeks or so. Been a good 8 weeks.

CollinsE90 · 12-02-2011, 06:53 PM

Litos · 12-02-2011, 07:00 PM

i GET fapped.....

driersheets · 12-02-2011, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

Uber V8 · 12-02-2011, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

Cannot understand

john9 · 12-02-2011, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by FwdFtl

Cannot understand

mee too.

abisson · 12-02-2011, 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Litos

i GET fapped.....

I still can't get over how hot your wife is. lol

Brey335i · 12-02-2011, 08:59 PM

This thread might as well have been named: who in here is lonely and can't get a date

View Poll Results: How often do you FAP?
Never	2	3.17%
Once a week	9	14.29%
Twice a week	10	15.87%
3+ times a week	15	23.81%
Every mutha fkn day	27	42.86%
Voters: 63. You may not vote on this poll

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Litos Banned 222 Rep 2,991 Posts Drives: 2012 Challenger RT Junk Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Houston/Pearland iTrader: (1)	i GET fapped.....
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