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      06-14-2007, 07:53 AM   #1
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so on average how many dates did you have to indulge your company before they put out....
Ive taken this brazilian chick out 3 times atleast... And still no bang for my buck. Lets hear the rest of the stories
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      06-14-2007, 11:24 AM   #2
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Brazilians are freakie man next date it better be yours
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      06-14-2007, 11:44 AM   #3
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It's either 1-3 or I give up. There are other things I'd rather do than to keep trying. I'm usually good about it within the first couple dates, after that I loose interest. lol
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      06-14-2007, 12:09 PM   #4
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Foreplay is the key in this situation. Sorry, mate, but you gotta do a lot of that. Give her a "Churrascaria" of foreplay.
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      06-14-2007, 12:11 PM   #5
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If i dont get to "play the field" or atleast a 'job by 3rd date, i'd dump the b!tch.

But again, if shez is worth the wait, i wud hangon for couple more dates.
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      06-14-2007, 06:51 PM   #6
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i have never banged a brazilian before, so wanted to see what the hype was all about. LEts see what the weekend holds. Otherwise, im moving onto more promising prospects.
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      06-14-2007, 07:16 PM   #7
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You guys are lame, and quite sad actually. Have a little repect for women, let alone human beings!
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This thread is awesome.
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      06-14-2007, 07:54 PM   #9
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      06-14-2007, 08:00 PM   #10
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3 seems kinda low...I wouldn't really want anything before 5 or so....what if she turns out to be crazy!
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      06-14-2007, 09:32 PM   #11
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this thread is awesome! i hate being a good guy... but i am a bad guy in training!
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      06-14-2007, 09:35 PM   #12
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2 is the magical number. Maybe you need to throw in a little more alcohol into the mix.
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      06-14-2007, 09:37 PM   #13
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in regards to the crazy part :rocks: . These girls at this age 21-26 dont really want anything more than a boy toy...and vice versa..i need me a brazilian to go ape tarazan on.

And I agree theyare human beings and by no means am i being disrespectful to...evey 1 needs a little lovin? Some more than others.

Its so interesting that its okay on our society to wine and dine a bitch, spending $$$ on her but if someone straight up uses that cash to get himself a hooker that isnt so legit? wtf is up with that?
I personally like a challenge.
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      06-14-2007, 09:40 PM   #14
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this bitch can drink like a fish... In terms of a background who was the craziest bang ofyour life...man so many good thread ideas...
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      06-15-2007, 12:39 AM   #15
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3 seems kinda low...I wouldn't really want anything before 5 or so....what if she turns out to be crazy!
You must be a young one...

Umm... Hmm. how do I put this...

They are all crazy.

Most will openly admit it, the rest prove it by action.



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      06-15-2007, 12:49 AM   #16
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Personally, I'm tired of hoes. If a girl puts out after 2 or 3 dates, she's not a keeper.
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      06-15-2007, 01:39 AM   #17
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I look at it this way if she is willing to put out in 3 dates damn how many other guys has she fucked!!!! I mean you want a lil experience in them but hell I dont want to be MR. 3,000! Oh and I sooo agree most chicks will put out bye the third or fourth date. I had one willing to after an hour!!! I surely did not tap that shit lol it was SUPER SKANK in my book. If you like her and she is worth it wait and have fun with the foreplay cause thats the quickest and most enjoyable way in!!! she will be aroused and makes getting her to cum that much easier. Have fun with it but be safe man use the big head!!!
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      06-15-2007, 01:53 AM   #18
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Personally, I'm tired of hoes. If a girl puts out after 2 or 3 dates, she's not a keeper.
Yeah, but Jessica Alba's a keeper, and she's not even looking for a date to put out.
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      06-15-2007, 02:15 AM   #19
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I met, talked to, starting seeing, started dating, made it official, and then finally after like 3 months got my bang for my buck, her first bangs for everything too so it was all the better haha, worth it. But for just some girl that your whatever with......I dunno, I mean instead of taking her out on dates why dont you just call her over for a spa session, or tell her you want to just have a kick back night and watch a movie at either one your places.....that way your not loosing anymore money on dinners and shit, and also your in a better situation to get things going. Just my .02 cents. I have everything from the lovers who you wait and "grow" with till finally getting it after months, to just one nighters, though I must say nothing beats the lover's sex.....lot more feeling behind the pushin ya know haha.
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      06-15-2007, 02:24 AM   #20
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Yeah, but Jessica Alba's a keeper, and she's not even looking for a date to put out.
I would tap that ass for all of eternity...seriously...no breaks...I'd keep on keepin' on until I'd pass out or something .
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      06-15-2007, 03:02 AM   #21
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You mean like "sweat til you bleed?"
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      06-15-2007, 03:27 AM   #22
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You mean like "sweat til you bleed?"
Eh, more or less.
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