❯ I would like to thank Jesus!
| 07-02-2012, 03:09 PM | #1 |
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I would like to thank Jesus!
http://www.forbes.com/sites/jeffberc...ly-gay-anchor/
Anderson Cooper Comes Out As TV's First Openly Gay Prime Time Anchor I would like to take this moment to than Moses, Jesus, Mohamed, Buddha and the great L Ron Bubbard for this. As a straight man in the dating pool I would like to thank the lord above that such a handsome well traveled well spoken well dressed well educated man is no longer on my side of the fence and thus no longer my competition. Mr. Cooper, may you and your future husband live long and happy lives and may you adopt at least 4 highly talented and truly gifted Asian orphans who will not need a single penny from you and get free rides in IV league schools and grow up to be brain surgeons / male models/ cello players. But I digress, as long as you and your equally handsome husband could maybe help make a few more well educated well dressed well paid men join you on the gay side I would really appreciated! For simply put, the less of you in the dating pool the better I LOOK! NOW LETS SEE YOU CONSERVATIVES ARGUE THAT ONE! Who wants less hot ladies! Yeah that's what I thought! Now shut the hell up and send the man a gift! |
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| 07-02-2012, 03:38 PM | #4 |
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OK I live near NYC....he lives in NYC!
He travels the world, I've traveled the world. He looks good, well what can I say I look good. He has a great sexy voice, well I do as well. He is deep insightful and a great conversationalist? I get invited to parties just to I can be the center of the conversation. And you are missing the big picture. Not only is he out of my dating pool but so is his boy friend! Bro that's 2 dudes out of the pool! Really you are going to argue about this? More hot ladies for us! I mean how hard is this for you to get. Two dicks out = more B(.)(.)BIES for us! Now the only nullifier is if 4 girls went bi. So to even it out, 4 ladies need to go bi. And when they do they need to call me up and we need to go out and have some fun! |
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So let me get this straight... this is the pussy-slayer that you saw as your main competition?
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Let us take a moment and contemplate how great this guys *** hags will be!
Oh the *** haggary will be legendary! Thank you Moses, Jesus, Mohamed and Buddha for the epic *** hags which we the pigdogs god calls straight men will hit on. And when we are done with the *** hags we shall let them go with Cooper the words best lady sitter. |
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