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      12-03-2005, 01:10 PM   #1
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THREE BLONDES

I think it was three blondes.. I forget.. so go along with it anyway..

There's 3 girls and they did something bad so they ran away from the cops and hide in barn. The first girl sees a bunch of cows and decides to hide within the herd. The second girl sees pigs in a pen, so she decides to go and hide somewhere with the pack of pigs. The last girl sees sacks and sacks of potatoes adn decides to jump into a bag of potatoes.

The police come to the barn and yell "ANYBODY HERE???" The first girl hiding with the cows, responds with, "MOOOO." So, the cops keep going... They see a pack of pigs and they say, "Anyone here???" The girl then goes, "oink oink." The police figure no one is there and keep searching.. they get into the room with sacks of potatoes and asks, "Is anyone in here??" The third blonde replies, "POTATOE!"
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Originally Posted by Enroutte
I think it was three blondes.. I forget.. so go along with it anyway..

There's 3 girls and they did something bad so they ran away from the cops and hide in barn. The first girl sees a bunch of cows and decides to hide within the herd. The second girl sees pigs in a pen, so she decides to go and hide somewhere with the pack of pigs. The last girl sees sacks and sacks of potatoes adn decides to jump into a bag of potatoes.

The police come to the barn and yell "ANYBODY HERE???" The first girl hiding with the cows, responds with, "MOOOO." So, the cops keep going... They see a pack of pigs and they say, "Anyone here???" The girl then goes, "oink oink." The police figure no one is there and keep searching.. they get into the room with sacks of potatoes and asks, "Is anyone in here??" The third blonde replies, "POTATOE!"
there's no "E" at the end of "potato"
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      12-05-2005, 08:09 PM   #6
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THERE IS NOWW>.... potatoE kidding.

eww that girl in your signature needs to invest in a bra. her boobs aren't cute.
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      12-05-2005, 09:33 PM   #7
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there's no "E" at the end of "potato"
You see what Dan Quayle did to the youth of America! Stupid republicans!

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You see what Dan Quayle did to the youth of America! Stupid republicans!

http://www.capitalcentury.com/1992.html
Read this aloud:
You see, potatoes have eyes but no "I"'s, Bono knows there's No "E" in Potato, Hillary Clinton in 2008, no "F" in "weigh".
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The joke wasn't that great, but you making that mistake was absolutely hilarious. Irony FTW!
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      02-13-2006, 07:48 AM   #10
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      02-13-2006, 12:14 PM   #11
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I love blondes... lol
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Hhaha cute Kat!

*Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"
Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!"

Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes.

The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"

Suddenly the redhead yells, "TORNADO!!!"

Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes.

By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"

And the blonde yells, "FIRE!!!" *

--LoL.. heres one more..

Q:What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg?


A:Nothing. They've never met.

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