Caribbean Humor Thread

Kiemyster · 10-15-2007, 08:12 PM

So, this is for all the white people to spectate and laugh at our retarded culture, customs, and ways. obviously, Russell2nr and I (Kiemyster) dont actually live like what your about to witness. but it exists in our beloved country, ohh sweeet sweeeeeeeeet T&T!

Once again. white people, enjoy this shit right hurrrrrrr

We are Here:

Kiemyster · 10-15-2007, 08:13 PM

Russell. im not fit. im a dahl belly indian

schneid4323 · 10-15-2007, 08:13 PM

Ru$$ell · 10-15-2007, 08:14 PM

^X2, thas how the indian hunnies like it doh

/me jumps in 120Y and speeds off to debe

Kiemyster · 10-15-2007, 08:14 PM

shottah! doh forget to bring me back some debe doubles yuh 'ear?! yuh musn't fatigue yuhself wit dem lil black boys dem down dere!

Kiemyster · 10-15-2007, 08:16 PM

yeah yeah i done know. but shottah yuh dep pon d west wit dem nasty coolie people while i up here in d north wit all dem spanish honeys/foreign pussy.

dis is your selection (and possibly family?)

ROFLOL LMFAO LOL LOL LOL!!! FUCK ME! JESUS! I CANT STOP LAUGHING! FUCK!!!!

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Ru$$ell · 10-15-2007, 08:20 PM

^^bro,dont make those kinda bad jokes nah, one time i was dating this sweet dark indian hunnie,she was a real bess thing eh,she used to use the same oil in she hair and hands,so yuh know she always blinging out,then about 5months into the relationship i realize is my Uncle, Hannif Ramsobir daughter,when he find out he call the cops for me, i put on my "dasheen skaters" and ride out like this yes!:

them cardboard police eh catching me, sigh,those were the days bro!

Kiemyster · 10-15-2007, 08:22 PM

nahhh dread. das not your fault. u was at d club, tasa drums was beatin, and d song: i want a dahl belly indian to wine up pon me!

so... i can picture it now. replace the white folk with some coolie girls. im pretty sure this is how it went though ahah

and i could imagine your facial expression:

schneid4323 · 10-15-2007, 08:26 PM

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...all&plindex=15

Kie go smoke and watch that.

Ru$$ell · 10-15-2007, 08:34 PM

@kie,pfft @ party,meng, i was planting some dasheen bush,and she pulled up in Daddy sports up Nissan B14,rolled down her glass and this is all i saw:

then she tried to talk me into sucking her toot toots, but i declined like the killer i am

Kiemyster · 10-15-2007, 08:40 PM

man. if she pulled up like that, i would be like: i am bery sordy madam. but dere will be no tucking of toots here. thank you come again!

then i would whip this out and be like tasa worrior!

Kiemyster · 10-15-2007, 08:42 PM

BOOM! TASSA WORRIOR WINS! we shall continue this battle tmrw Russell. for now, we shall allow the white people to speculate our jokes and humor.

Crimson92 · 10-15-2007, 08:46 PM

what??? I must be missing something

achien · 10-15-2007, 08:52 PM

how long does it take to go around the island???

Kiemyster · 10-15-2007, 09:13 PM

like completely? about 3 hours...

Ru$$ell · 10-15-2007, 09:21 PM

^^are you insane,from south to toco alone is about 4 hours,cause traffic here is assrape,around the island i'd say about 10 hours maxxx

Kiemyster · 10-15-2007, 09:54 PM

meh. i was merely talking north to south. thats 'round the island to us north ppl

mds82 · 10-16-2007, 12:39 PM

I dated a girl that was Trinidad & Tobago, she was awesome!

Ru$$ell · 10-16-2007, 05:11 PM

^^lmao, i think their called trinidadians, and yeah,the baytees here are pretty cool

Kiemyster · 10-16-2007, 05:28 PM

lool yes, trindiad has a large variety of bayta and baytees to offer. theres something for everyone ahahaha!!!!!!!

10-15-2007, 08:12 PM	#1
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Kiemyster Bimmerpost Resident Marijuana Consultant 486 Rep 3,202 Posts Drives: 320i, 325xi, 335Xi, 335i, M3 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Queens/NYC iTrader: (4) Garage List 2010 BMW 335i [0.00] 2011 BMW X335i [0.00] 2006 BMW E90 325xi [0.00] 2011 BMW E90 335xi [4.00] 2011 BMW M3 E90 [7.00] 2006 E90 320i [0.00]	Russell. im not fit. im a dahl belly indian __________________ "AMG What! S-Line Who? If you ain't got that M I got no respect for you!" '06 Alpine Weiss E90 320i \| '06 The Green Machine E90 325xi \| '11 Alpine Weiss E90 M3 ZCP \| '10 Silverstone X5M \| '11 Alpine Weiss E90 335xi
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10-15-2007, 08:14 PM	#4
Ru$$ell M0derator 129 Rep 237 Posts Drives: your mom Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Trinidad and Tobago iTrader: (0)	^X2, thas how the indian hunnies like it doh /me jumps in 120Y and speeds off to debe __________________ durka durka, mohammed jihad
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10-15-2007, 08:14 PM	#5
Kiemyster Bimmerpost Resident Marijuana Consultant 486 Rep 3,202 Posts Drives: 320i, 325xi, 335Xi, 335i, M3 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Queens/NYC iTrader: (4) Garage List 2010 BMW 335i [0.00] 2011 BMW X335i [0.00] 2006 BMW E90 325xi [0.00] 2011 BMW E90 335xi [4.00] 2011 BMW M3 E90 [7.00] 2006 E90 320i [0.00]	shottah! doh forget to bring me back some debe doubles yuh 'ear?! yuh musn't fatigue yuhself wit dem lil black boys dem down dere! __________________ "AMG What! S-Line Who? If you ain't got that M I got no respect for you!" '06 Alpine Weiss E90 320i \| '06 The Green Machine E90 325xi \| '11 Alpine Weiss E90 M3 ZCP \| '10 Silverstone X5M \| '11 Alpine Weiss E90 335xi
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10-15-2007, 08:16 PM	#6
Kiemyster Bimmerpost Resident Marijuana Consultant 486 Rep 3,202 Posts Drives: 320i, 325xi, 335Xi, 335i, M3 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Queens/NYC iTrader: (4) Garage List 2010 BMW 335i [0.00] 2011 BMW X335i [0.00] 2006 BMW E90 325xi [0.00] 2011 BMW E90 335xi [4.00] 2011 BMW M3 E90 [7.00] 2006 E90 320i [0.00]	yeah yeah i done know. but shottah yuh dep pon d west wit dem nasty coolie people while i up here in d north wit all dem spanish honeys/foreign pussy. dis is your selection (and possibly family?) ROFLOL LMFAO LOL LOL LOL!!! FUCK ME! JESUS! I CANT STOP LAUGHING! FUCK!!!!: __________________ "AMG What! S-Line Who? If you ain't got that M I got no respect for you!" '06 Alpine Weiss E90 320i \| '06 The Green Machine E90 325xi \| '11 Alpine Weiss E90 M3 ZCP \| '10 Silverstone X5M \| '11 Alpine Weiss E90 335xi
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10-15-2007, 08:20 PM	#7
Ru$$ell M0derator 129 Rep 237 Posts Drives: your mom Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Trinidad and Tobago iTrader: (0)	^^bro,dont make those kinda bad jokes nah, one time i was dating this sweet dark indian hunnie,she was a real bess thing eh,she used to use the same oil in she hair and hands,so yuh know she always blinging out,then about 5months into the relationship i realize is my Uncle, Hannif Ramsobir daughter,when he find out he call the cops for me, i put on my "dasheen skaters" and ride out like this yes!: them cardboard police eh catching me, sigh,those were the days bro! __________________ durka durka, mohammed jihad
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10-15-2007, 08:22 PM	#8
Kiemyster Bimmerpost Resident Marijuana Consultant 486 Rep 3,202 Posts Drives: 320i, 325xi, 335Xi, 335i, M3 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Queens/NYC iTrader: (4) Garage List 2010 BMW 335i [0.00] 2011 BMW X335i [0.00] 2006 BMW E90 325xi [0.00] 2011 BMW E90 335xi [4.00] 2011 BMW M3 E90 [7.00] 2006 E90 320i [0.00]	nahhh dread. das not your fault. u was at d club, tasa drums was beatin, and d song: i want a dahl belly indian to wine up pon me! so... i can picture it now. replace the white folk with some coolie girls. im pretty sure this is how it went though ahah and i could imagine your facial expression: __________________ "AMG What! S-Line Who? If you ain't got that M I got no respect for you!" '06 Alpine Weiss E90 320i \| '06 The Green Machine E90 325xi \| '11 Alpine Weiss E90 M3 ZCP \| '10 Silverstone X5M \| '11 Alpine Weiss E90 335xi
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10-15-2007, 08:26 PM	#9
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10-15-2007, 08:34 PM	#10
Ru$$ell M0derator 129 Rep 237 Posts Drives: your mom Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Trinidad and Tobago iTrader: (0)	@kie,pfft @ party,meng, i was planting some dasheen bush,and she pulled up in Daddy sports up Nissan B14,rolled down her glass and this is all i saw: then she tried to talk me into sucking her toot toots, but i declined like the killer i am __________________ durka durka, mohammed jihad
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10-15-2007, 08:40 PM	#11
Kiemyster Bimmerpost Resident Marijuana Consultant 486 Rep 3,202 Posts Drives: 320i, 325xi, 335Xi, 335i, M3 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Queens/NYC iTrader: (4) Garage List 2010 BMW 335i [0.00] 2011 BMW X335i [0.00] 2006 BMW E90 325xi [0.00] 2011 BMW E90 335xi [4.00] 2011 BMW M3 E90 [7.00] 2006 E90 320i [0.00]	man. if she pulled up like that, i would be like: i am bery sordy madam. but dere will be no tucking of toots here. thank you come again! then i would whip this out and be like tasa worrior! __________________ "AMG What! S-Line Who? If you ain't got that M I got no respect for you!" '06 Alpine Weiss E90 320i \| '06 The Green Machine E90 325xi \| '11 Alpine Weiss E90 M3 ZCP \| '10 Silverstone X5M \| '11 Alpine Weiss E90 335xi
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Kiemyster Bimmerpost Resident Marijuana Consultant 486 Rep 3,202 Posts Drives: 320i, 325xi, 335Xi, 335i, M3 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Queens/NYC iTrader: (4) Garage List 2010 BMW 335i [0.00] 2011 BMW X335i [0.00] 2006 BMW E90 325xi [0.00] 2011 BMW E90 335xi [4.00] 2011 BMW M3 E90 [7.00] 2006 E90 320i [0.00]	BOOM! TASSA WORRIOR WINS! we shall continue this battle tmrw Russell. for now, we shall allow the white people to speculate our jokes and humor. __________________ "AMG What! S-Line Who? If you ain't got that M I got no respect for you!" '06 Alpine Weiss E90 320i \| '06 The Green Machine E90 325xi \| '11 Alpine Weiss E90 M3 ZCP \| '10 Silverstone X5M \| '11 Alpine Weiss E90 335xi
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10-15-2007, 08:52 PM	#14
achien AC 96 Rep 2,387 Posts Drives: E90 Post Members Crazy Join Date: May 2007 Location: Toronto, Canada iTrader: (0)	how long does it take to go around the island??? __________________ Your Supreme Leader
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10-15-2007, 09:13 PM	#15
Kiemyster Bimmerpost Resident Marijuana Consultant 486 Rep 3,202 Posts Drives: 320i, 325xi, 335Xi, 335i, M3 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Queens/NYC iTrader: (4) Garage List 2010 BMW 335i [0.00] 2011 BMW X335i [0.00] 2006 BMW E90 325xi [0.00] 2011 BMW E90 335xi [4.00] 2011 BMW M3 E90 [7.00] 2006 E90 320i [0.00]	like completely? about 3 hours... __________________ "AMG What! S-Line Who? If you ain't got that M I got no respect for you!" '06 Alpine Weiss E90 320i \| '06 The Green Machine E90 325xi \| '11 Alpine Weiss E90 M3 ZCP \| '10 Silverstone X5M \| '11 Alpine Weiss E90 335xi
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10-15-2007, 09:21 PM	#16
Ru$$ell M0derator 129 Rep 237 Posts Drives: your mom Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Trinidad and Tobago iTrader: (0)	^^are you insane,from south to toco alone is about 4 hours,cause traffic here is assrape,around the island i'd say about 10 hours maxxx __________________ durka durka, mohammed jihad
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10-15-2007, 09:54 PM	#17
Kiemyster Bimmerpost Resident Marijuana Consultant 486 Rep 3,202 Posts Drives: 320i, 325xi, 335Xi, 335i, M3 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Queens/NYC iTrader: (4) Garage List 2010 BMW 335i [0.00] 2011 BMW X335i [0.00] 2006 BMW E90 325xi [0.00] 2011 BMW E90 335xi [4.00] 2011 BMW M3 E90 [7.00] 2006 E90 320i [0.00]	meh. i was merely talking north to south. thats 'round the island to us north ppl __________________ "AMG What! S-Line Who? If you ain't got that M I got no respect for you!" '06 Alpine Weiss E90 320i \| '06 The Green Machine E90 325xi \| '11 Alpine Weiss E90 M3 ZCP \| '10 Silverstone X5M \| '11 Alpine Weiss E90 335xi
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10-16-2007, 12:39 PM	#18
mds82 Major General 378 Rep 5,842 Posts Drives: 2006 325xi Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: South Central Connecticut iTrader: (40) Garage List 2006 325xi Snow Pics [0.00] 2006 BMW 325xi [0.00]	I dated a girl that was Trinidad & Tobago, she was awesome!
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10-16-2007, 05:11 PM	#19
Ru$$ell M0derator 129 Rep 237 Posts Drives: your mom Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Trinidad and Tobago iTrader: (0)	^^lmao, i think their called trinidadians, and yeah,the baytees here are pretty cool __________________ durka durka, mohammed jihad
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10-16-2007, 05:28 PM	#20
Kiemyster Bimmerpost Resident Marijuana Consultant 486 Rep 3,202 Posts Drives: 320i, 325xi, 335Xi, 335i, M3 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Queens/NYC iTrader: (4) Garage List 2010 BMW 335i [0.00] 2011 BMW X335i [0.00] 2006 BMW E90 325xi [0.00] 2011 BMW E90 335xi [4.00] 2011 BMW M3 E90 [7.00] 2006 E90 320i [0.00]	lool yes, trindiad has a large variety of bayta and baytees to offer. theres something for everyone ahahaha!!!!!!! __________________ "AMG What! S-Line Who? If you ain't got that M I got no respect for you!" '06 Alpine Weiss E90 320i \| '06 The Green Machine E90 325xi \| '11 Alpine Weiss E90 M3 ZCP \| '10 Silverstone X5M \| '11 Alpine Weiss E90 335xi
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