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      10-18-2007, 10:03 AM   #1
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Finally figure out what MB stands for - more Money than Brains.

Seems like a disproportionate number of MB drivers are complete morons behind the wheel. Don't get me wrong, bad driving knows no brand, but sheesh! Some guy in an S500 almost caused 3 accidents in 5 miles this AM! Finally got past him, he was talking on the phone, shaving, and had a cup of coffee on the dash.

Then there's the dozens of benz-driving soccer moms that have nearly killed me or nearby pedestrians while whe feeds her kids and sucks down the grandedoubleespressomochalattecappucino, with room for cream.

Then the people in the C350's that think they have Z06's....wow, they need some help.

There's no 12 step for stupid, but someone really needs to start a dumb-ass-anonymous, and send fliers to the MB customers.

OK, I feel better now.
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      10-18-2007, 01:23 PM   #2
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I always thought MB = Man boobs!
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I don't know whether to feel offended or laugh at the ignorance of society.
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Finally figure out what MB stands for - more Money than Brains.

Seems like a disproportionate number of MB drivers are complete morons behind the wheel. Don't get me wrong, bad driving knows no brand, but sheesh! Some guy in an S500 almost caused 3 accidents in 5 miles this AM! Finally got past him, he was talking on the phone, shaving, and had a cup of coffee on the dash.

Then there's the dozens of benz-driving soccer moms that have nearly killed me or nearby pedestrians while whe feeds her kids and sucks down the grandedoubleespressomochalattecappucino, with room for cream.

Then the people in the C350's that think they have Z06's....wow, they need some help.

There's no 12 step for stupid, but someone really needs to start a dumb-ass-anonymous, and send fliers to the MB customers.

OK, I feel better now.

lol....you make me laugh....like....seriously...

you can see Merc as high end fashion brands....like...Louis Vuiitton...Dior...etc...

but you can't say that person is stupid for buying them...

moreover, there are lots of people in BMWs that think they are driving a Z06, too...

so you think if those soccer moms were in a BMW, they won't cause any accidents?

please let me conclude that "It's not the car, it's the driver"
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I don't know whether to feel offended or laugh at the ignorance of society.
either way, it won't matter...

the OP is probably just pissed at MB drivers to a point that he lost his mind....
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either way, it won't matter...

the OP is probably just pissed at MB drivers to a point that he lost his mind....
yeah, basically. Too many stupid ones on the way into work this AM. My drive today took me past the world headquarters of P&G, Chaquita, Great American Insurance, GE Aircraft Engines and Cincinnati Financial. All fortune 500 companies with lots of brain-dead drivers talking and driving.
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lol....you make me laugh....like....seriously...

you can see Merc as high end fashion brands....like...Louis Vuiitton...Dior...etc...

but you can't say that person is stupid for buying them...

moreover, there are lots of people in BMWs that think they are driving a Z06, too...

so you think if those soccer moms were in a BMW, they won't cause any accidents?

please let me conclude that "It's not the car, it's the driver"

Every city is different. Around here, you don't see many BMW's. The ones you see usually go like this:
new 7 series - old white guy.
prev gen 7 series - young white guy or a black guy.
new 5 series - mid age white guy or late-mid white lady
new 3 series - young to mid age white guy
old 3 series - young white guy, mid age white lady

The soccer moms are rolling in huge benz or SUV's.

And yes, it's the driver, but certain drivers around here prefer certain cars.
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Every city is different. Around here, you don't see many BMW's. The ones you see usually go like this:
new 7 series - old white guy.
prev gen 7 series - young white guy or a black guy.
new 5 series - mid age white guy or late-mid white lady
new 3 series - young to mid age white guy
old 3 series - young white guy, mid age white lady

The soccer moms are rolling in huge benz or SUV's.

And yes, it's the driver, but certain drivers around here prefer certain cars.
yea, i'm glad you understand

just be mad at the driver, not the brand
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doesn't make too much sense does it
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