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      03-01-2014, 10:45 PM   #1
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Some girl....

So I'm at this party...

a girl in a white e90 pulls up with a wrapped roof, black grilles, black rims, etc. these sights are rare where I live.

She's kinda sexy so I start inquiring about her ride. I tell her I'm a fan of BMW and that I drive one. She tells me hers is a 2012 335.

I look around back only to find a pre LCI 325/328/330.

Then she tells me her car has 500 hp.

She also thought fellatio was a Shakespearean protagonist.

I don't know how I should play this.

EDIT: meant to post this in the e90 section... don't drink and post.
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      03-01-2014, 10:50 PM   #2
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if you have sex with her she will claim not to have any STDS

and then you will find out that wasn't true either
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      03-01-2014, 10:52 PM   #3
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if you have sex with her she will claim not to have any STDS

and then you will find out that wasn't true either
I hope she comes with the extended warranty.
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      03-01-2014, 11:27 PM   #4
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So I'm at this party...a little drunk, I shan't lie. You know bryce.

Anyways a girl in a white e90 pulls up with a wrapped roof, black grilles, black rims, etc. these sights are rare where I live.

She's kinda sexy so I start inquiring about her ride. I tell her I'm a fan of BMW and I drive one then ask what she has. She tells me a 2012 335.

I look around back only to find a pre LCI 325/328/330.

Then she tells me her car has 500 hp.

She also thought fellatio was a Shakespearean protagonist.

I don't know how I should play this.
Dude, you live in Albany.

If she has teeth, marry her.
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      03-02-2014, 04:25 AM   #5
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Dude, you live in Albany.

If she has teeth, marry her.
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Dude, you live in Albany.

If she has teeth, marry her.
Doesn't it matter if the teeth are real, or do you 'prefer' gums?
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Sexy + bimmer = keeper
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So I'm at this party...a little drunk, I shan't lie. You know bryce.

Anyways a girl in a white e90 pulls up with a wrapped roof, black grilles, black rims, etc. these sights are rare where I live.

She's kinda sexy so I start inquiring about her ride. I tell her I'm a fan of BMW and I drive one then ask what she has. She tells me a 2012 335.

I look around back only to find a pre LCI 325/328/330.

Then she tells me her car has 500 hp.

She also thought fellatio was a Shakespearean protagonist.

I don't know how I should play this.
If you decide to sleep with her, make sure she doesn't get pregnant. Someone that mindbogglingly stupid has no business being responsible for another human being.
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So I'm at this party...a little drunk, I shan't lie. You know bryce.

Anyways a girl in a white e90 pulls up with a wrapped roof, black grilles, black rims, etc. these sights are rare where I live.

She's kinda sexy so I start inquiring about her ride. I tell her I'm a fan of BMW and I drive one then ask what she has. She tells me a 2012 335.

I look around back only to find a pre LCI 325/328/330.

Then she tells me her car has 500 hp.

She also thought fellatio was a Shakespearean protagonist.

I don't know how I should play this.
Lol... so how did it play out?
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      03-02-2014, 08:57 AM   #11
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Well I'll tell you this.

I meant to post this in the e90 section not the f30 section

Sorry guys!
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Well I'll tell you this.

I meant to post this in the e90 section not the f30 section

Sorry guys!
It's ok. You were drunk.

Should've liveblogged the ordeal.
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Sexy+Bimmer = High Maintenance.
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tell her you have a 9 inch cock. Then when she sees it explain you used the same exaggeration techniques she used.
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tell her you have a 9 inch cock. Then when she sees it explain you used the same exaggeration techniques she used.
two can play at this game. Don't tell me that you can't out BS a chick with a 500hp wrapped NA 3er.
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      03-02-2014, 04:52 PM   #17
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We call this the "hit and run"
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      03-02-2014, 06:17 PM   #18
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Should have asked her to take you for a ride to feel her... horsepower.
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      03-02-2014, 07:50 PM   #20
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I look around back only to find a pre LCI 325/328/330.

Huh, interesting. Every time I meet a sexy girl and have a look around back I get slapped.
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I'm in the area I'll keep an eye out..
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