[Bimmer335i]

Originally Posted by Ray

The last time someone asked me for change I replied: "I was going to ask you the exact same question."

Nice!!!

[shragon]

there's this club in sf, suite 181 (f-in' hate that place), that's located in the tenderloin. if you don't know, it's a very shitty area of town. one time my friends and i were leaving to go home, and one of my friends was approached for money. my friend's response was, "wtf dawg?! do i look like an atm machine to you?!"

[dinkoh]

Originally Posted by gum5h03

This once happened to me in a rural community gas station my way home. It was a female with a shabby looking hubby/bf whatever in the passenger seat. Looked meth'd out too. She had great tatas though so I said I'd give her 5 bucks if she'd show me her tits. Oh the look on her face was priceless. That OMFG I can't believe you actually said that look. I thought she'd storm away to her bf and I'd have to have an altercation right there at pump#3 but instead she pulled me to the side of the building and flashed right there. Was well worth the 5 bucks for the flash and the endless stories later on.

Normally though I will usually have my hand on my .40 - just in case.

Thanks man. That gave me a great laugh.