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      10-24-2006, 09:22 PM   #45
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wow so I went to advance search in my school directory and seach for sex preference and I choose women looking for woman: and they are 473 lesbians 651 bi-sex and 932 that says that they prefer not to answer . there are 25000 students %65 women %38 man so that means that out 16250 women that are on my school 2040 may be lesbians, that's crazy I guess that there are so many lesians because there are not enough guys?

I better go to Costo and get a big box of condons instead of having only one on the ashtray before all of the rest turn lesbians

and next time that I meet someone at Nova I'm going to be like what's your name ? ok wait one second let me see something on my computer! ok we are good lol j/k
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      10-24-2006, 09:52 PM   #46
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DUDE! I cant stop laughing at this whole thing, that is hilarious,.......BTW i think i may be smoking something, but almost everygirl i find attractive ALWAYs gives me those looks its really funny...sometimes you know when you know they are staring at you, i love to quickly look at them, then they look embarrased but i laugh and usually talk to them telling them "something taking your attention?" and i build from there....women are all different though, and for the most part in my school...all are too easy so i dont get a grasp of what it really is to have "game" because I coulndt see myself trying for more than a few weeks on trying to get a girl...because it never takes more than a day of talkin' and a night of walkin'...
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      10-24-2006, 09:59 PM   #47
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well man you should come to nova and help out I think all of those lesbians needs is a good F... so they turn back to normal, I don't think I can do it myself is like 2040 of them my D... will fall off


ohh and btw that "something taking your attention?" sounds like a good ice braker :rocks:
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HAHAHA, nexttt year hopefully FSU or UCF
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      10-25-2006, 12:20 AM   #49
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Dude sorry but that PT Cruiser was probably the deal breaker and she was trying to be nice by saying that she's a lesbian.
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dude she did not even see the PT Cruise
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dude she did not even see the PT Cruise
She probably saw that big ass Chrysler key in your hands.
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dude that girl and her friends are crazy Gothic shit they are part of a group call suicide girls well at least they are hot Lauren told me if I want to go to some fetish party this weekend but I guess they are going to have like whips and they look like sado-masochist people and I think that is really F... UP ! check out one of her friends space she has her space as private so I have to wait for her to accept me so I can see it but take a look at what type of girls I'm talking about here http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...endid=10565201
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dude that girl and her friends are crazy Gothic shit they are part of a group call suicide girls well at least they are hot Lauren told me if I want to go to some fetish party this weekend but I guess they are going to have like whips and they look like sado-masochist people and I think that is really F... UP ! check out one of her friends space she has her space as private so I have to wait for her to accept me so I can see it but take a look at what type of girls I'm talking about here http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...endid=10565201
HAHA she definatly is a freak, that is a good thing sometimes you know ......id go to that party if i were you, if there are drinks there, youd get some.
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Dude you should totally go! You have nothing to lose and if you aren't digging the scene, load up on free alky and get hammered!
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dude that girl and her friends are crazy Gothic shit they are part of a group call suicide girls well at least they are hot Lauren told me if I want to go to some fetish party this weekend but I guess they are going to have like whips and they look like sado-masochist people and I think that is really F... UP ! check out one of her friends space she has her space as private so I have to wait for her to accept me so I can see it but take a look at what type of girls I'm talking about here http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...endid=10565201
dude seriously most of the chicks @ suicide girls are hottttttt!!! dark and evilish but some are cute and sexy!!! seriously go to the party! the most you gonna get are a few whips but its worth it if you actually have a chance to bang these chicks :rocks: dammit i cant believe you go to the same school as these girls!!!
now go and make us proud
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