Farting in a relationship

335i4u2nv · 01-29-2008, 03:09 PM

i never fart around people... never not even in the bathroom unless its my own and no one is around.. and i have gastro problems like crazy!

stooken · 01-29-2008, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by 335i4u2nv

i never fart around people... never not even in the bathroom unless its my own and no one is around.. and i have gastro problems like crazy!

it just depends on your level of comfort. i used to be really insecure about farting in public restrooms and now i really dont care. no one can see me. no one knows its me.

one time in vegas casino restroom, a guy just let a huge one rip and another guy yelled out "DAMNNNN!!". i swear, i could not stop laughing

DasBlitz · 01-30-2008, 12:04 AM

I fart near my girlfriend all the time. She does her normal "gross" thing but its all in good fun. This is the girl i'm going to marry so I think farting should not be an issue.

She has yet to fart though, I dont even think she poops.

JoeClothing · 01-30-2008, 12:22 AM

when my girl wipes there's nothing on the paper but a ray of sunshine

Year's_End · 01-30-2008, 12:45 AM

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Originally Posted by DasBlitz

I fart near my girlfriend all the time. She does her normal "gross" thing but its all in good fun. This is the girl i'm going to marry so I think farting should not be an issue.

She has yet to fart though, I dont even think she poops.

I swear to god, do girls ever use the toilet? Doesn't look like it imo

bartman32 · 01-30-2008, 04:48 PM

I fart and blame it on my wife. "Man that's gross, don't you have any respect?" "Aren't you at least going to say excuse me?" "Hey that stinks!" "Why are you always farting?" The first time I did it she totally thought I was serious and got defensive now she just does the same thing to me!

Stephii_Rawr · 01-30-2008, 05:34 PM

ill burp when im with my boyfriend..
but i think farting is too embarrassing.. lol

i usually excuse myself ^_^

Chunga · 01-30-2008, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Stephii_Rawr

ill burp when im with my boyfriend..
but i think farting is too embarrassing.. lol

i usually excuse myself ^_^

We assume you are a girl....

uabimmer · 01-30-2008, 07:16 PM

Darn I just wasted 4.78 minutes of my life reading this thread.

But hey now i have a conversation starter. "So what do YOU think about farting?"

uabimmer · 01-30-2008, 07:17 PM

Oh btw maybe you should put up a poll on how many people fart in front of others.

mpimping · 01-31-2008, 08:42 PM

who takes a dump at work? And who answers their cell on the toilet? I have done it in the past but I heard somebody talking on the phone behind the stall and I was like this is f-ed up. The guy worked in my office...

Chris.G · 01-31-2008, 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by stooken

just fart on her pillow before she goes to bed.

huge surprise!

///McRae · 02-01-2008, 12:23 PM

I have never farted IN a relationship, however I have farted ON several relationships.

- Paul - · 02-01-2008, 02:39 PM

Be proud, let 'em rip!!

The_Blob · 03-06-2008, 12:46 AM

This is what I call farting in a relationship which was caught on live TV

Ru$$ell · 03-06-2008, 01:22 AM

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Originally Posted by uabimmer

Darn I just wasted 4.78 minutes of my life reading this thread.

i just wasted 9:58,no idea why i read it twice

NaTuReB0Y · 03-06-2008, 01:27 AM

my fart smells good.........

shragon · 03-06-2008, 01:33 AM

we both hid it at first, but now it's anything goes.

GuyOh · 03-06-2008, 01:40 AM

i fart

- Paul - · 03-06-2008, 02:50 AM

OT slightly but still funny

Artkitekt · 03-06-2008, 03:20 AM

After the second time my gf and I had sex we took a shower together and I clenched my buttcheeks tight and laid a huge watery duck call on her leg. She immediately followed up with a titty twister, I then knew it was

tek818 · 03-06-2008, 03:30 AM

I'm ROFL after reading this thread.

01-29-2008, 03:09 PM	#67
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bartman32 Colonel 108 Rep 2,317 Posts Drives: F87 M2 Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: The OC iTrader: (0) Garage List 2017 M2 [0.00]	I fart and blame it on my wife. "Man that's gross, don't you have any respect?" "Aren't you at least going to say excuse me?" "Hey that stinks!" "Why are you always farting?" The first time I did it she totally thought I was serious and got defensive now she just does the same thing to me!
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Stephii_Rawr xiao nini 82 Rep 2,985 Posts Drives: 09' Lancer GTS Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: NJ iTrader: (0)	ill burp when im with my boyfriend.. but i think farting is too embarrassing.. lol i usually excuse myself ^_^
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mpimping Banned 876 Rep 336 Posts Drives: gti Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: ny,ny iTrader: (0)	who takes a dump at work? And who answers their cell on the toilet? I have done it in the past but I heard somebody talking on the phone behind the stall and I was like this is f-ed up. The guy worked in my office...
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03-06-2008, 12:46 AM	#81
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03-06-2008, 01:33 AM	#84
shragon Moderator 513 Rep 27,440 Posts Drives: BMW Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Bay Area, CA iTrader: (7)	we both hid it at first, but now it's anything goes. __________________ www.cardomain.com/id/shragon
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