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      02-01-2016, 04:06 PM   #45
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This isn't Reddit... Cats have no power here...
BP subreddits?
Lol... OT is basically NSFW... At least when Belgium wakes up...

I wonder which thread is Gone Wild...
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      02-01-2016, 04:07 PM   #46
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your new rep count has decreased drastically now that the forum has determined there's a 98% chance that you're not a girl.
IKR!? On the positive side, your wife won't be freaking out if and when we go to C&C Aliso
Tonka's probably fell heavily due to less females on the board as well lately so his spandex butt shots have no merit either...
This is Brokeback Bimmerpost, the girls barely made a dent...
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      02-01-2016, 06:33 PM   #47
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This is Brokeback Bimmerpost, the girls barely made a dent...
Yeah the amount of dude asses floating around on here is a little unsettling since we haven't even seen any cleavage besides Mama Anna black bra thing.


Maybe if we up the ante to a penis measuring contest the ladies might start sharing more?


Ah fuck it. I know there aren't any ladies on here. Just a bunch of hairy old men.
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      02-01-2016, 06:41 PM   #48
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This is Brokeback Bimmerpost, the girls barely made a dent...
Yeah the amount of dude asses floating around on here is a little unsettling since we haven't even seen any cleavage besides Mama Anna black bra thing.


Maybe if we up the ante to a penis measuring contest the ladies might start sharing more?


Ah fuck it. I know there aren't any ladies on here. Just a bunch of hairy old men.
Can confirm... Biorin is mostly female...
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      02-01-2016, 06:42 PM   #49
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Hey, 2016 is all about me. I'm done enabling foreign masturbatory rape fantasies.

yes, u sure r doing alot to stamp out any misunderstanding.. erhem
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Can confirm... Biorin is mostly female...
...., I was really hoping I was the only tranny on BP.
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      02-01-2016, 06:44 PM   #51
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Can confirm... Biorin is mostly female...
...., I was really hoping I was the only tranny on BP.
"Stiff" competition on BP...

C5...
Lups...
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Onion link?
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This is Brokeback Bimmerpost, the girls barely made a dent...
the girls look like apes ... except the perfect virtual reality blonde (other than Lups)
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This is Brokeback Bimmerpost, the girls barely made a dent...
the girls look like apes ... except the perfect virtual reality blonde (other than Lups)
Don't knock an ape until you have had one
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Can confirm... Biorin is mostly female...
...., I was really hoping I was the only tranny on BP.
I have to print a retraction piece...

Can confirm, biorin is all female... That is all, and no my life was not threatened by any orangutans...
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Don't knock an ape until you have had one
not that desperate .. although i have gotten over the initial reaction to the body hair.. but still

perfect intro for this:
but you have to be easily suggestible type.. hehe
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I have to print a retraction piece...

Can confirm, biorin is all female... That is all, and no my life was not threatened by any orangutans...
I said all male!!!! I mean, that's what the orangutan asked me to say. Yes.
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I have to print a retraction piece...

Can confirm, biorin is all female... That is all, and no my life was not threatened by any orangutans...
I said all male!!!! I mean, that's what the orangutan asked me to say. Yes.
I'm NOT writing another retraction !!! Your hairy friend delivered the wrong message - not my problem...
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I'm NOT writing another retraction !!! Your hairy friend delivered the wrong message - not my problem...
my hairy friend has a question -wth r u guys talking about?
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I'm NOT writing another retraction !!! Your hairy friend delivered the wrong message - not my problem...
my hairy friend has a question -wth r u guys talking about?
Taxes... We're talking about taxes... And 401K...
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Taxes... We're talking about taxes... And 401K...
ok carry on..
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yes, u sure r doing alot to stamp out any misunderstanding.. erhem
Dude...fucking read my posts and if you can't figure out I'm a guy, you have bigger issues with life management skills than you probably realize. Smh
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Dude...fucking read my posts and if you can't figure out I'm a guy, you have bigger issues with life management skills than you probably realize. Smh
Grimmy is like..., he reminds me of Belgie. But I'm pretty sure he is Asian and not a Belgian waffle.
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