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      03-21-2010, 12:00 PM   #177
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thats the emancipation proclamation but A for effort
Yeah I couldn't get the Declaration to fit as well...
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      03-21-2010, 02:08 PM   #180
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this thread, it's creepy

some of you need to just go find a drunk chick at a bar tonight and take her home, jesus guys!
This is why there usually isn't much of a female presence on car forums.
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      03-21-2010, 02:15 PM   #181
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"E90 post users, why don't you have a seat over there... My name is Chris Mathews and I'm with Dateline NBC..."
Why do you think Dateline uses 14-15 year olds as bait? Depending on state, the age of consent is 16.

What Sara would be doing if she really was 17 would be distributing child pornography which would get her arrested as well.

Also, it is Chris Hansen.
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      03-21-2010, 02:32 PM   #182
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all you have to do is view my E90post profile which clearly states Im 22! lol Nearing 23 soon
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      03-21-2010, 02:37 PM   #183
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all you have to do is view my E90post profile which clearly states Im 22! lol Nearing 23 soon
you're getting old. don't want those tits to get saggy...be proactive, get a tit job.
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      03-21-2010, 02:38 PM   #184
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you're getting old. don't want those tits to get saggy...be proactive, get a tit job.
idk if victoria secret pays that much
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      03-21-2010, 02:40 PM   #185
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you're getting old. don't want those tits to get saggy...be proactive, get a tit job.
omg! I am not THAT old!! My boobs better not start sagging for another 10 years.
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      03-21-2010, 02:49 PM   #186
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omg! I am not THAT old!! My boobs better not start sagging for another 10 years.
the earth could start suddenly spinning faster, thus doubling or tripling gravity. then what?
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      03-21-2010, 02:54 PM   #187
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the earth could start suddenly spinning faster, thus doubling or tripling gravity. then what?
there would be less time for her to strart leg humping threads

she is in the right forum to find someone who can buy her boobs
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      03-21-2010, 02:56 PM   #188
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lol Blake.
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omg! I am not THAT old!! My boobs better not start sagging for another 10 years.
they will sag whether you want it or not, but you can document the process
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      03-21-2010, 04:08 PM   #190
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they will sag whether you want it or not, but you can document the process
detailed preferably
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      03-22-2010, 10:55 AM   #191
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they will sag whether you want it or not, but you can document the process
Now that there's funny. I'm in!
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