Liquid Viagra

SoYank · 07-18-2010, 07:54 PM

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:

MOUNT & DO.

Freakazoid · 07-18-2010, 09:03 PM

maybe it's too late... I don't get it? (yes I get mountain dew)

The J-Man · 08-26-2010, 08:49 PM

Ha - although I half wish this were true. ED drugs can be fun if you don't actually need to be taking them.

pmeloche · 08-27-2010, 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freakazoid

maybe it's too late... I don't get it? (yes I get mountain dew)

Mountain Dew is the joke. It's a pun. I agree that it's a hit or miss. I love Mountain Dew.

Freakazoid · 08-31-2010, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by pmeloche

Mountain Dew is the joke. It's a pun. I agree that it's a hit or miss. I love Mountain Dew.

I do get the pun, but I don't get what they're going for with the viagra aspect...does MD make people horny? lol that's the only thing I can see here

(and I love mountain dew too lol)

Javi335 · 09-01-2010, 12:35 PM

I get once some kind of liquid Viagra. Another mark, but in the end same shit and effects. As the god spaniard i am, i really dont need to take this things to work, but i want to try it. First of all, that makes your dick so hard, i mean hard, that the size was like i never see before. I think all my blood presure was focused on my middle friend. I slam the lady with for two times, and still there was no way for calm down that, its was furious, hungry, asking me to fight like if was a conquer spaniard sword searching for more territories.

Its really strong dudes.

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Javi335 Troll but nice 172 REP 341 Posts Drives: 335i E92 Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Returning videotapes iTrader: (0)	I get once some kind of liquid Viagra. Another mark, but in the end same shit and effects. As the god spaniard i am, i really dont need to take this things to work, but i want to try it. First of all, that makes your dick so hard, i mean hard, that the size was like i never see before. I think all my blood presure was focused on my middle friend. I slam the lady with for two times, and still there was no way for calm down that, its was furious, hungry, asking me to fight like if was a conquer spaniard sword searching for more territories. Its really strong dudes.
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