The girl in a bimmer...

BlackMoupe · 12-17-2010, 01:56 PM

So yesterday me and my friend were driving down the street in my car and this total BABE pulls up in a modded 6speed ZHP E46 coupe. "it's not her car, Its mine, so don't get any ideas" says dude in a Mazda 3 behind her.

Dreams= killed.

BlackMoupe · 12-17-2010, 01:57 PM

The only comment my friend made was "does she wear the pants too?"

CollinsE90 · 12-17-2010, 01:59 PM

I'm going to read this before bed tonight

Quick6EF · 12-17-2010, 02:15 PM

wut im 23 and i dont even know whats going on

iBoost · 12-17-2010, 02:16 PM

cool story bro

Freakazoid · 12-17-2010, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Quick6EF

wut im 23 and i dont even know whats going on

you'll understand when your balls drop

Quick6EF · 12-17-2010, 02:20 PM

oh i get it dumb story

shut up freakazoid what I said was a joke.

ragingclue · 12-17-2010, 02:53 PM

Go find him on their kiddie forum.

EmmettBrown · 12-17-2010, 02:59 PM

OP, do you drive a black Z4 M coupe?

Feyd · 12-17-2010, 03:03 PM

This is the worst story ever.

bmwmthree · 12-17-2010, 05:20 PM

the OP is like 15 lol

OOO · 12-17-2010, 05:22 PM

LOL "we made eye contact"..... and? Dude are you 13?

Bimmer84 · 12-17-2010, 05:29 PM

Dude! Sweet!

Bimmer84 · 12-17-2010, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by SSKE92

So yesterday me and my friend were driving down the street in my car (not the M :/, 2010 E550 sedan) and this total BABE pulls up in a modded 6speed ZHP E46 coupe. Nice car and hot girl had us staring haha. Both of us had our windows down playin music and whatnot, we make eye contact, she smiles. Typical stuff, then BAM. "it's not her car, Its mine, so don't get any ideas" says dude in a Mazda 3 behind her.

Dreams= killed.

Bam? Did her boyfriend happen to be Chef Emeril Lagasse? BAM!!

Kroy · 12-17-2010, 07:54 PM

JohnSprm69 · 12-17-2010, 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freakazoid

you'll understand when your balls drop

TK-421 · 12-17-2010, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

I'm going to give my dog a reacharound before bed tonight

Unnecessary

CollinsE90 · 12-17-2010, 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by TK-421

I like to play the clogged blowhole with 4 of my male acquaintances

come on man, im trying to eat

Schm · 12-17-2010, 10:35 PM

I probably just lost a couple of iq points. Thanks internets!

BlackMoupe · 12-17-2010, 11:33 PM

Its an exciting story I know. That's why it's in off topic.

Yes I have a black Moupe.

EmmettBrown · 12-17-2010, 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SSKE92

Yes I have a black Moupe.

did or do you go to IVC by any chance?

BlackMoupe · 12-17-2010, 11:54 PM

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Originally Posted by EmmettBrown

Quote:

Originally Posted by SSKE92

Yes I have a black Moupe.

did or do you go to IVC by any chance?

No, but I pretty much live in irvine.

12-17-2010, 01:56 PM	#1
BlackMoupe Mouper 129 REP 1,064 Posts Drives: _____ Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: _____ iTrader: (1)	The girl in a bimmer... So yesterday me and my friend were driving down the street in my car and this total BABE pulls up in a modded 6speed ZHP E46 coupe. "it's not her car, Its mine, so don't get any ideas" says dude in a Mazda 3 behind her. Dreams= killed. Last edited by BlackMoupe; 11-20-2011 at 02:42 PM..
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12-17-2010, 01:57 PM	#2
BlackMoupe Mouper 129 REP 1,064 Posts Drives: _____ Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: _____ iTrader: (1)	The only comment my friend made was "does she wear the pants too?"
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12-17-2010, 01:59 PM	#3
CollinsE90 Where my bitches 806 REP 1,924 Posts Drives: Cadillac coupe deville Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: street corner checking profits iTrader: (0)	I'm going to read this before bed tonight __________________
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Quick6EF Lieutenant 95 REP 489 Posts Drives: E92 Space Gray Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Boston iTrader: (0)	wut im 23 and i dont even know whats going on
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iBoost Retired e90post Member 143 REP 3,038 Posts Drives: real slow Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Las Vegas iTrader: (13)	cool story bro
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12-17-2010, 02:20 PM	#7
Quick6EF Lieutenant 95 REP 489 Posts Drives: E92 Space Gray Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Boston iTrader: (0)	oh i get it dumb story shut up freakazoid what I said was a joke.
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12-17-2010, 02:53 PM	#8
ragingclue One cam is enough 141 REP 6,801 Posts Drives: VF Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: mulletville iTrader: (1)	Go find him on their kiddie forum.
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EmmettBrown Banned 53 REP 207 Posts Drives: cars Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: southern california iTrader: (0)	OP, do you drive a black Z4 M coupe?
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Feyd Major 380 REP 1,288 Posts Drives: a DEEZZULL Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Chicago, IL iTrader: (2)	This is the worst story ever.
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OOO First Lieutenant 32 REP 310 Posts Drives: in the slow lane Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: SoCal iTrader: (4)	LOL "we made eye contact"..... and? Dude are you 13? __________________ E92 BMW M3\|Space Gray\|DCT\|Performance Splitters\|Carbon Fiber Mirrors\|Performance Spoiler
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Bimmer84 Guardian of the Night 120 REP 1,831 Posts Drives: 2010 335i M Sport Coupe Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: San Antonio iTrader: (5) Garage List 2010 335i E92 [7.50]	Dude! Sweet! __________________ 2010 335i M Sport Coupe -- Black Sapphire Metallic\|Coral Red\|Loaded\|JB4 Stage 3\|BMS DCI\|VRSF DPs\|Camaross 6k AE\|Performance Gloss Black Grilles\|CF Performance Spoiler\|CF Quad Diffuser\|Double Layer Black Chrome Quad Tips\|CF Roundels\|Smoked Reflectors\|Red Cyba Scoops\|193s Painted Lamborghini Metallic Dark Gray
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Kroy Brigadier General 184 REP 3,032 Posts Drives: E90 Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Los Angeles, CA iTrader: (1)	Last edited by Kroy; 12-17-2010 at 08:16 PM.. Reason: someone had to do it
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12-17-2010, 11:33 PM	#20
BlackMoupe Mouper 129 REP 1,064 Posts Drives: _____ Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: _____ iTrader: (1)	Its an exciting story I know. That's why it's in off topic. Yes I have a black Moupe.
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