Classic!

addy85 · 05-05-2009, 12:01 AM

"wait, going 100mph is speeding?"

BillLee · 05-05-2009, 12:21 AM

BMW guy: i have 5 of these at home!

addy85 · 05-05-2009, 12:22 AM

Cop "weren't we supposed to have sex 30 mins ago?"

Kid "Ya, I was just going down the street to get the lube?"

Cop "You sure you weren't going to Officer Smith's house first

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solefald · 05-05-2009, 01:38 AM

Take me to your dealer.

FStop7 · 05-05-2009, 01:55 AM

You call that shit a gun? Check my mothafuckin AK out, bitch

marty_mcfly · 05-05-2009, 02:20 AM

Cop : " I Can't Believe You've Done This"

Inspired · 05-05-2009, 02:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnnymu

BMW: why you smiling?
Police: I almost had you man
BMW: you almost had me? You never had me. You never had your car. Ask any racer. Any real racer. It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile, winning's winning.

Bimmer Nerd · 05-05-2009, 03:21 AM

I m innocent officer, i swear i don't have any illegal mods in/on my car.................. except a woofer that can blow windows out.......i have to blast music, i am black.
just replying to the thread, don't flame me lol

05-05-2009, 12:01 AM	#23
addy85 Got beef? 148 Rep 3,644 Posts Drives: E90 335i Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Arlington Texas iTrader: (4) Garage List 2007 335i [0.00]	"wait, going 100mph is speeding?" __________________ Special Thanks to AU335
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05-05-2009, 12:21 AM	#24
BillLee Major General 717 Rep 5,382 Posts Drives: E92 M3 Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: HTX iTrader: (21) Garage List 09 E92 M3 [9.00]	BMW guy: i have 5 of these at home! __________________ Follow me on instagram: billy.by
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05-05-2009, 12:22 AM	#25
addy85 Got beef? 148 Rep 3,644 Posts Drives: E90 335i Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Arlington Texas iTrader: (4) Garage List 2007 335i [0.00]	Cop "weren't we supposed to have sex 30 mins ago?" Kid "Ya, I was just going down the street to get the lube?" Cop "You sure you weren't going to Officer Smith's house first " __________________ Special Thanks to AU335
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05-05-2009, 01:38 AM	#26
solefald Nigerian Prince 400 Rep 2,180 Posts Drives: '11 F25 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: San Diego, CA iTrader: (2) Garage List '11 BMW F25 [0.00]	Take me to your dealer. __________________ http://soundcloud.com/djtchort
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05-05-2009, 01:55 AM	#27
FStop7 I like cars 344 Rep 5,051 Posts Drives: M6 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Newbury Park, CA iTrader: (3)	You call that shit a gun? Check my mothafuckin AK out, bitch
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05-05-2009, 02:20 AM	#28
marty_mcfly Banned 103 Rep 1,209 Posts Drives: ??? Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cali iTrader: (3)	Cop : " I Can't Believe You've Done This"
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05-05-2009, 03:21 AM	#30
Bimmer Nerd Major General 527 Rep 7,783 Posts Drives: 6MT F80 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Santa Monica, CA iTrader: (12)	I m innocent officer, i swear i don't have any illegal mods in/on my car.................. except a woofer that can blow windows out.......i have to blast music, i am black. just replying to the thread, don't flame me lol
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