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      03-03-2014, 02:10 AM   #23
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Lol... so how did it play out?
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      03-03-2014, 08:01 AM   #24
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      03-03-2014, 09:03 AM   #25
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      03-03-2014, 01:43 PM   #26
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if you have sex with her she will claim not to have any STDS

and then you will find out that wasn't true either
and tell her it is 10" too
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      03-03-2014, 02:09 PM   #27
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Wait, how did fellatio come into the conversation?
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Wait, how did fellatio come into the conversation?
hahaha this was during a different conversation including other people

She didn't actually think it was a shakespearean protagonist, but she didn't know what it was. I just thought it would be funnier to say it like that
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hahaha this was during a different conversation including other people

She didn't actually think it was a shakespearean protagonist, but she didn't know what it was. I just thought it would be funnier to say it like that
That was the best part of the story!! Cause all I can think about is that fact that either you or whom ever you were with asked her if she knew what it was with the purposes of having her do the deed.
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tell her you have a 9 inch cock. Then when she sees it explain you used the same exaggeration techniques she used.
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      03-04-2014, 12:16 AM   #31
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Dude, you live in Albany.

If she has teeth, marry her.
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