[Uber V8]

Also one more at work.

We have two staff restrooms and it's unofficially separated as male and female but there aren't any signs to specify strictly who can go into which restroom.

I walk into what is known as the male preferred restroom and one of the female staff was in mid wipe of her box and I saw that it was very hairy and that has changed our relationship to awkward for life. LOL

I tried to break the awkwardness later that afternoon by saying "well, at least I can get you dinner first next time" but I don't think she really got it and it dug us deeper into awkward land.

If I knew her well, I would have left a card to a waxing center on her desk as a joke but I feel like she'd claim sexual harassment on me haha

[Taskmaster]

Originally Posted by FwdFtl

Also one more at work.

We have two staff restrooms and it's unofficially separated as male and female but there aren't any signs to specify strictly who can go into which restroom.

I walk into what is known as the male preferred restroom and one of the female staff was in mid wipe of her box and I saw that it was very hairy and that has changed our relationship to awkward for life. LOL

I tried to break the awkwardness later that afternoon by saying "well, at least I can get you dinner first next time" but I don't think she really got it and it dug us deeper into awkward land.

If I knew her well, I would have left a card to a waxing center on her desk as a joke but I feel like she'd claim sexual harassment on me haha

[squishy]

Just ripped a 5 second fart trying to deadlift...

Had headphones on so I don't know whether people heard it or not.

I'm sure they did, but didn't make eye contact. Haha

[Anorax]

In my late teens, I tugged on what I thought was a loose string hanging out of my girlfriend's gym shorts... It was not attached to the shorts and I'd know idea she could jump that high.

[TrevorM3]

Originally Posted by FwdFtl

Also one more at work.

We have two staff restrooms and it's unofficially separated as male and female but there aren't any signs to specify strictly who can go into which restroom.

I walk into what is known as the male preferred restroom and one of the female staff was in mid wipe of her box and I saw that it was very hairy and that has changed our relationship to awkward for life. LOL

I tried to break the awkwardness later that afternoon by saying "well, at least I can get you dinner first next time" but I don't think she really got it and it dug us deeper into awkward land.

If I knew her well, I would have left a card to a waxing center on her desk as a joke but I feel like she'd claim sexual harassment on me haha

I lost it.

[NEFARIOUS]

Interesting that this thread came back up... So, 2 weeks ago I order lunch from a taco truck, but sure enough it was probably not really fresh... By that evening I've already had to use the restroom twice, and just when I thought it'd subsided, it came back out of nowhere for a final pounding. So, since my friend was driving, I urgently told him to circle back to a restaurant that was still open at 11PM. However, he's very introverted and doesn't like to use restrooms unless he's a customer while I could care less, so he told me to go down the alley (too bad it's not car accessible) and go into that restaurant through the back, but it sucks that I didn't think of it while I could've just saved a ton of steps and go in through the front until I was halfway down the alley.

So, it was bad enough I had to walk past a couple that was making out and dry humping in a niche in the alley as if I was entering the Ministry of Silly Walks (minus the bigger kicks in the first part of the video), everything prarie-dogging the entire way, then I finally make it there, and it's the weirdest phenomena of when you're near the toilet and it feels like your guts are going to empty itself STAT, so I rip my pants off like a prisoner who hasn't been with a woman in 20 years, then promptly sit on the toilet without looking and THANK GOD nobody pissed on the seat. Here comes the bad part:

When I tore it off, I not only snapped the button in half, I dislodged the zipper so instead of walking out the front door like nothing happened, and even worse? I was in a hurry since I overslept in the morning and didn't wear a belt. Instead of walking out the front like nothing happened, I had to do almost the same awkward walk going back down the alley instead trying to keep my pants up. And that, my friends, was my most recent most awkward moment.

[MrPrena]

Sh1t stories from markham335i and NEFARIOUS are priceless.

[ddk632]

I just learned that "prairie-dogging" is a verb? Wtf does it mean, though?

Oh Jesus fucking Christ. I just urban-dictionaried that shit. It's real.

[UncleWede]

You know you're getting old when

[squishy]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

You know you're getting old when

When you can't remember any awkward moments?

[UncleWede]

Not before 1987

[squishy]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Not before 1987

[leJUNd]

More embarrassing and traumatic than awkward but... I had my penis circumcised when i was in 5th grade. After months of arguing with my parents that I liked my penis the way it was... in the end, it didn't matter what I wanted.
I was in the recovery after surgery and when I woke up, I was surrounded by group of middle aged women just staring at my freshly circumcised penis like it was some medical experiment. This was in the 90's in Korea so I guess patient privacy didn't really exist... but what kind of a fucking hospital lets random strangers huddle up around 12 year old's dick???
Add to the fucked up experience... my mom just left me there. I had to fucking walk home with freshly cut and stitched up penis. Awkwardly walking home, I was praying I didn't meet anyone I knew... but life is cruel. I met a bunch of kids from school... They chased me around and tried to punch my dick.

[MrPrena]

Same.
5th grade
South Korea
around late 88 or 89. I don't even remember.

I was sent home as soon as surgery was done. It was definitely top 10 most painful experience.

Originally Posted by leJUNd

More embarrassing and traumatic than awkward but... I had my penis circumcised when i was in 5th grade. After months of arguing with my parents that I liked my penis the way it was... in the end, it didn't matter what I wanted.
I was in the recovery after surgery and when I woke up, I was surrounded by group of middle aged women just staring at my freshly circumcised penis like it was some medical experiment. This was in the 90's in Korea so I guess patient privacy didn't really exist... but what kind of a fucking hospital lets random strangers huddle up around 12 year old's dick???
Add to the fucked up experience... my mom just left me there. I had to fucking walk home with freshly cut and stitched up penis. Awkwardly walking home, I was praying I didn't meet anyone I knew... but life is cruel. I met a bunch of kids from school... They chased me around and tried to punch my dick.

[leJUNd]

Originally Posted by MrPrena

Same.
5th grade
South Korea
around late 88 or 89. I don't even remember.

I was sent home as soon as surgery was done. It was definitely top 10 most painful experience.

Did they give you a cup with a whole cut out to put around your dick? shit didn't help at all

[Billup]

I wish I could get a group of middle aged women to stand around my penis.



You said this was because of circumcision? Can this be done twice by chance?

[m3ray]

Originally Posted by leJUNd

... I had my penis circumcised when i was in 5th grade.

Originally Posted by MrPrena

Same.
5th grade
South Korea
around late 88 or 89. I don't even remember.

I was sent home as soon as surgery was done. It was definitely top 10 most painful experience.

[Uber V8]

^^ Yea I'm a bit ignorant when it comes to circumcision, but isn't that supposed to be done at birth or near birth?

[leJUNd]

Originally Posted by Billup

I wish I could get a group of middle aged women to stand around my penis.



You said this was because of circumcision? Can this be done twice by chance?

Maybe they could do a reverse circumcision?
shit... I looked it up and there is such a procedure. Look up foreskin restoration.

[m3ray]

Originally Posted by FwdFtl

^^ Yea I'm a bit ignorant when it comes to circumcision, but isn't that supposed to be done at birth or near birth?

Uh yeah, jews and muslims are cut at birth. Doing that in 5th grade is just barbarity. What is the point, if you're not cut, live with the foreskin.

At least us Arabs only chop off the main head and then the pain is over.

[Billup]

Originally Posted by leJUNd

Maybe they could do a reverse circumcision?
shit... I looked it up and there is such a procedure. Look up foreskin restoration.

As appealing as it sounds to have a little pouch to stash things away with, I've become more satisfied with my americanized dick.



It really would be a good spot to hide some dope though if you got mixed with the law..... hmmm....

[leJUNd]

Originally Posted by m3ray

Uh yeah, jews and arabs are cut at birth. Doing that in 5th grade is just barbarity. What is the point, if you're not cut, live with the foreskin.

At least with us Arabs only chop off the main head and then the pain is over.

I had some skin condition when I was a baby so they couldn't circumcise me at birth.
I think there are health benefits to not having foreskin.

Originally Posted by WebMD

There is some evidence that circumcision has health benefits, including: A decreased risk of urinary tract infections. A reduced risk of some sexually transmitted diseases in men. Protection against penile cancer and a reduced risk of cervical cancer in female sex partners