What's the best way to apply contact lenses?

lsturbointeg · 11-18-2019, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Good thing your lens were in so you could see where this thread went

I did haha

FuriouslyFast · 11-18-2019, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by lsturbointeg

so I see this is not about contacts anymore but from the top page down all I saw was boobs, blow jobs and hand jobs.

Who doesn't like boobs?

King Rudi · 11-18-2019, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by lsturbointeg

so I see this is not about contacts anymore but from the top page down all I saw was boobs, blow jobs and hand jobs.

Proper contact lens application is so last week. It's all about old fashions from 4 armed hookers with boobies for guys with 3 hands these days.

UncleWede · 11-18-2019, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

Proper contact lens application is so last week. It's all about old fashions from 4 armed hookers with boobies for guys with 3 hands these days.

So, since I have to PAY to see how a clock works, is it worth extra money for HD?

King Rudi · 11-18-2019, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

So, since I have to PAY to see how a clock works, is it worth extra money for HD?

Your call sir.

FuriouslyFast · 11-20-2019, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

So, since I have to PAY to see how a clock works, is it worth extra money for HD?

BOOBS IN HD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

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King Rudi · 11-20-2019, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

So, since I have to PAY to see how a clock works, is it worth extra money for HD?

Did you "viddy" this fine piece of cinema sir? I'd like to hear your thoughts.

UncleWede · 11-20-2019, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

Did you "viddy" this fine piece of cinema sir? I'd like to hear your thoughts.

I still can't figure out if the Amazon account I'm viewing under belongs to the wife or the son. So not sure who to ask to get the password to buy the movie.

Water is supposed to fall right out of the sky tonight, so I may redouble my efforts to discover the answer.

The original was made in late 70s/early 80s, right? So no need to buy/rent HD.

King Rudi · 11-20-2019, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

I still can't figure out if the Amazon account I'm viewing under belongs to the wife or the son. So not sure who to ask to get the password to buy the movie.

Water is supposed to fall right out of the sky tonight, so I may redouble my efforts to discover the answer.

The original was made in late 70s/early 80s, right? So no need to buy/rent HD.

1971. I will reiterate again, the imagery is quite disturbing to some and comical to those of us with a sick and twisted sense of humor. (i.e. there is a scene where the main character and his crew of droogs beat a guy and take turns raping his wife, all whilst singing Singing in the Rain) Pretty disturbing movie to the non-sadistic. Just a warning.

UncleWede · 11-20-2019, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

1971. I will reiterate again, the imagery is quite disturbing to some and comical to those of us with a sick and twisted sense of humor. (i.e. there is a scene where the main character and his crew of droogs beat a guy and take turns raping his wife, all whilst singing Singing in the Rain) Pretty disturbing movie to the non-sadistic. Just a warning.

Again, I have watched bits and pieces, and remember the brutality. I just never made the time to sit and watch the totality in a single time frame.

In spite of my better judgement

, I'm am going to watch this based on my enjoyment of your previous recommendation of the one several pages ago that you said was one of your favorite, something about a cellblock. So I think I can edge my way into that sadistic grouping with plenty of ease.

Rmtt · 11-20-2019, 06:16 PM

This one of those types of movies you have to be in the mood for. Now without saying....I have began watching it and the mood strikes a "chord" with me....then I'm all in.

Similar to Monty Python skits.

My wife still cracks up when she hears...."tis a flesh wound"!

UncleWede · 11-20-2019, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Rmtt

This one of those types of movies you have to be in the mood for. Now without saying....I have began watching it and the mood strikes a "chord" with me....then I'm all in.

Similar to Monty Python skits.

My wife still cracks up when she hears...."tis a flesh wound"!

I've 'ad worse

lsturbointeg · 11-20-2019, 10:30 PM

Likr I said, page 5 and nothing about contacts lol!

FuriouslyFast · 11-21-2019, 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by lsturbointeg

Likr I said, page 5 and nothing about contacts lol!

I like my contacts. They enable me to see BOOBS!!!!

King Rudi · 11-21-2019, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Again, I have watched bits and pieces, and remember the brutality. I just never made the time to sit and watch the totality in a single time frame.

In spite of my better judgement

, I'm am going to watch this based on my enjoyment of your previous recommendation of the one several pages ago that you said was one of your favorite, something about a cellblock. So I think I can edge my way into that sadistic grouping with plenty of ease.

Brawl in Cellblock 99!!!! Highly recommend this film!!! Great watch! Definitely watch this one!

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Originally Posted by Rmtt

This one of those types of movies you have to be in the mood for. Now without saying....I have began watching it and the mood strikes a "chord" with me....then I'm all in.

Similar to Monty Python skits.

My wife still cracks up when she hears...."tis a flesh wound"!

Your wife....is she a goer? Does she like pictographs? Nudge, nudge...wink, wink. Say no more! Say no more!

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Originally Posted by lsturbointeg

Likr I said, page 5 and nothing about contacts lol!

What about contact buzzes? Anyone.....anyone?

Rmtt · 11-21-2019, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

Brawl in Cellblock 99!!!! Highly recommend this film!!! Great watch! Definitely watch this one!

Your wife....is she a goer? Does she like pictographs? Nudge, nudge...wink, wink. Say no more! Say no more!

What about contact buzzes? Anyone.....anyone?

Well sometimes she goes...yes. But I don't quite follow you.

King Rudi · 11-21-2019, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Rmtt

Well sometimes she goes...yes. But I don't quite follow you.

Oh I bet she does! I bet she does! A nudge is as good as a wink to a blind man!

My man! So few people know this skit. One of my faves!

G35POPPEDMYCHERRY · 11-21-2019, 10:53 AM

LOL experience. i can take them in and out no solution any finger dry wet, stuck on top of eyeball/

King Rudi · 11-21-2019, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by G35POPPEDMYCHERRY

LOL experience. i can take them in and out no solution any finger dry wet, stuck on top of eyeball/

What the hell are you even talking about man??? Stay on topic here!

Rmtt · 11-21-2019, 11:07 AM

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Oh I bet she does! I bet she does! A nudge is as good as a wink to a blind man!

My man! So few people know this skit. One of my faves!

Wait....Are you trying to sell something?

Rmtt · 11-21-2019, 11:15 AM

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Oh I bet she does! I bet she does! A nudge is as good as a wink to a blind man!

My man! So few people know this skit. One of my faves!

I still have boxes with old DVD's of their stuff when they redid and released them. My wife has came so far from the sheltered life she grew up in.

Now she will watch anything I suggest to an extent...but she doesn't do "blood and guts" as I found out when I tried to get her to watch a Bruce Campbell movie.

Plus she still doesn't trust me when we are eating anything and I tell her..."It's not hot". She made that mistake once.

But she thinks black pepper is hot...meanwhile I keep Ghost Chili salsa in the fridge on a regular basis! That or Carolina Reaper Salsa.

G35POPPEDMYCHERRY · 11-21-2019, 11:16 AM

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What the hell are you even talking about man??? Stay on topic here!

lol i fell victim once again to just reading the thread title

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